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Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:55PM by Celly

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!

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211. Puppies??? Sheesh, those are dogs...seriously I'm tired of hearing ding dang and all that retard stuff..but, can't stop reading it either..lol

Posted at 8:51AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Tard

212. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! All you care about is making money off of her. She performs for you, and you make fun of her! Whaaaaaaaa! She is not well right now, so leave her alone!!! PLEASE!!!! Whaaaaa. If you have a problem with her, you will have to deal with me... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Posted at 9:13AM on Sep 27th 2007 by SteelersRock

213. Everytime I read one of the 'inner dialogs' of Britney, I seriously laugh out loud!!! Please do these DAILY!!!! I love it!!!

Posted at 9:35AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Tori

214. poor brit brit. oh well, at least TMZ is making a fortune off her. sooooo how much DOES brit get? can someone say kick-back?

Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 27th 2007 by aquariansurfer

215. at least Britney is covered up...but I will say "ugh" to the boots.

Posted at 12:50PM on Sep 27th 2007 by AmNichole

216. I think it is completely hilarious! Thanks for the entertainment.

Posted at 1:41PM on Sep 27th 2007 by ha ha ha

217. if they want you to leave brit alone they are on the wrong site. it is soooooo hilarious!

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 27th 2007 by ha ha ha

218. I'm a little old to be a Brit fan, but if her career is over and I am aware she hasn't done anything in 2 years........where is this $700,000.00 a month coming from? She looks absolutely horrible and has no talent,,, what generates this money.

Posted at 6:39PM on Sep 27th 2007 by sleeper

219. I wonder if "employees" at TMZ get any kind of employee assistance as part of their benefit package. The person who writes this stuff obviously needs a referral to a good therapist. From what I've heard, the same appears to be true for the rest of the "employees" too. My guess is that they all end up at TMZ after no one else will hire them.

I have no doubt that TMZ will self-destruct. Sooner rather than later.

Posted at 6:42PM on Sep 27th 2007 by ellie

220. Brit's actually done wonders for my marriage! After my husband watched the VMA's, he thinks I've got the hottest 43 year old body on the planet, tee hee! Brit, you keep workin' those sparklin' grannie panties and I'll just keep workin' my thong - no personal trainer required! Love Y'all at TMZ

Posted at 1:46AM on Sep 28th 2007 by BadBandita

221. This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. TMZ... you truly are disgusting and anyone involved in posting crap like this should be seriously ashamed of themselves. I really am sickened. Get a real job.

Posted at 11:31AM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Sara

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