Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!




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16. I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, IF YOU WERE FOLLOWED 24/10 CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WE WOULD SEE. THE MEDIA JUST WANTS BRITNEY TO BE THE PUPPET THAT SHE USED TO BE, AND WORK HER WHOLE LIKE. SHE GREW UP FACE IT, SHE IS A WOMEN , NOT A LITTLE GIRL THAT CAN BE CONTROLLED.FIRST SHE WAS COUNGHT HOLDING A CIKE INSTEAD OF A PEPSI AND EVERYONE WENT CRAZY, THEN SEEN WITH A CIGERETTE, CRAZY.. BIG DEAL SHE IS HUMAN. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS....DEAD! LET HER MAKE MISTAKES AND FIND OUT FOR HERSELF THE RISK'S.IMAGINE WHAT SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH EVERY DAY.. ENOUGH GET OVER IT.

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 26th 2007 by L

17. Brit getting a tan...yup, way to get the scoop on that one TMZ. "this is Britney going to Quiznos, this is Brit getting a tan, this is TMZ already running out of things to post"

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by yululu

18. I sure does loves me some OJ!

OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Britney loves OJ

19. You can't tell, obviously, from this shot whether Britney was driving but I've seen other photos taken the last few days where she was clearly behind the wheel. (Did you see the one where her kids are looking scared in the back seat?) Cops have already gotten her for driving without a California license. Why does she continue to do so, in front of the paps?! And why don't they bust her again??

Posted at 1:30PM on Sep 26th 2007 by nancy

20. Buh Bye TMZ - You guys are no longer one of my favorites. I'm sick of your meanness!

Posted at 4:07PM on Sep 26th 2007 by DONE with TMZ

21. Another Britney non-story, just an excuse for gratuitous bashing. Since TMZ removed the Nicole/sea monkey bit, why not show some class and take this off as well so we don't get confused and think we somehow got on that prick Perez's blog. There is no reason for this except to indulge in gratuitous bashing, SAME as the Nicole/sea monkey bash-fest.

SHOW SOME CLASS AND REMOVE THIS, TMZ !

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Delilah

22. Lame ... very lame. How much do you pay your staff writer to type stuff like this?

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Elphie

23. Poster # 12....."Some of us have the smarts real good"?????? Damn, yeah you are representing Louisiana there sweetheart!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:31PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Robyn

24. Ding dang, I was afeared that I didn't know who that was. Is she going to church? Why is she all covered up??? Now, that's a different look.

#6, tmz is not ever going to take the high road. I think that Harvey Levin is still bitter from all the time he spent as a regular news reporter standing in the middle of a swollen creek during El Nino!.

Posted at 1:31PM on Sep 26th 2007 by she smiled

25. WHAT HAPPEN TO HER ?SHE USED TO BE HOT AND SEXY. KNOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A COWGIRL REJECT FROM THE FARM!


KIDS DON'T DO DRUGS IT SCREWS YOU UP BIG TIME, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A LOOK AT HER TO KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Sep 26th 2007 by stacie

26. I noted that TMZ has been doing this to all the people they film. TMZ seem very nice when they film the celebrity. Then mock them on this website. I am like most American here, like gossip. But I think that TMZ is a knife with two blades. Nice with you on one blade, and stab you with the other. Beside report these celebrity news, do you have to mock them everytime?

Posted at 1:31PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Tee

27. ding dang #6. lighten up

Posted at 1:31PM on Sep 26th 2007 by dave

28. Day one: Wake up, Check on kids, Make breakfast, Shower, Get dressed into something that I haven't cut or altered to be three sizes smaller, Dress the kids, Play with kids, Go to park, Come home, Relax with kids, Swim, Lunch, Have a playdate for the kids, Maybe a little TV time but no reality shows, Dinner, Book time, Bath time, BRUSH TEETH, Get kids in bed, Go through closet to separate summer and fall styles, Read a book, not a magazine, Go to bed. Repeat daily. BRITNEY: I've spelled it out for you. JUST DO IT!

Posted at 1:32PM on Sep 26th 2007 by martinsmama

29. I am really tired of TMZ's comments. TIME TO GROW UP, TMZ.

Or, better yet, hire a reporter for your site that has some sort of intelligence.

Posted at 1:32PM on Sep 26th 2007 by RAE

30. I too, think enough is enough regarding Brit. She will never be able to get the help she sorts, if the likes of TMZ constantly follow her where ever she goes, the poor girl can't even come out of the bathroom without a camera in her face. I can't imagine, having that kind of life. I would be on drugs too.

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 26th 2007 by SHELLEY

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