Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!




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46. #15.....I so agree with you !!!! TMZ needs to go harrass someone else !!!! They make it worse by sayin those quotes......Really can they just leave her alone already !!!! Give the girl some spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeee......I love you brittney and hang in their !!!!!! TMZ needs to focus on somebody else for a damm change !!!!! P.S>>>>> Another thing I hate how tmz video taped her going the wrong way...WOW...You reporters are sooooooo Talented....

Posted at 1:48PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Melissa

47. How about TMZ gets a life :) Britney is amazing, she crumbled.. all of us go through it one time or another. It just so happens that she is in the spotlight while doing so. Maybe if you would leave her alone for a while she'd be able to get her head on straight. Im sure reading about this stuff day after day doesn't help her any. If any of us made the mistakes she has, you wouldn't see it on the internet or on magazine covers. You guys are only concerned about making money, not the well-being of others. Do you realize that typing/talking the way you did in that article just makes me laugh at you? (and not "haha thats funny" more like "hey youre a moron for typing like that") So take someone elses advice, find better things to write about, and get off of Britney's case. I can't wait until she does amazing, I'd die to see your jaws drop because you're finally out of pointless things to write about. Oh & one last thing, Her outfit is cute :) & maybe her bag doesnt match her shoes because she was too busy taking care of those amazing kids of hers to take the time to switch. K, thanks !!

Love ya Brit :) I have your back %100.

Posted at 4:27PM on Sep 27th 2007 by britfanatic

48. #14 you are as smart as a rock. Good english (some of us have smarts real good). Back woods talk I guess. Just look at the pictures and do not add the comment until you can write well. Must be from the lower part of the L. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Sep 26th 2007 by no matter

49. I am soooooooo sick of you TMZ, why the hell can't you just leave the poor girl alone????? Not one thing she does...good or bad , affects you in ANY way, so give the "WE HATE BRITTNEY" stories a rest!!! For heavens sake.....just move on to some other poor soul!!!!!

Posted at 1:51PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Grandbaby Turquoise

50. Your attempts at humor are way off.

Posted at 1:52PM on Sep 26th 2007 by lynnieg

51. If she doesn't put on a bra and strap up those girls and get rid of those never been in style boots, I'm gonna scream. And those extensions are the worst yet. TMZ, stop stooping to her level and posting her pics, it's painful.

Posted at 1:53PM on Sep 26th 2007 by tess

52. If all you guys are sick of TMZ hatin' up on Britney why are you wasting your time visiting the site and commenting all over? I like TMZ b/c they are snarky and not all bowing and scraping to celebrities. I think many celebrities should be taken down a peg or two. And for Britney, she would have been forgotten about 4 years ago if she weren't constantly photographed and talked about. These pics are keeping her money comin' in, y'all. If paps did stop taking her pic she'd really do sumpin' crazy then to get attention again. Ding dang!

Posted at 1:58PM on Sep 26th 2007 by L

53. Damn!!!! This girl needs a friggin' BRA!!!! In addition to everyone sending panties, SEND HER BRAS!!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Sep 26th 2007 by stephanie

54. Another Britney non-story, just an excuse for gratuitous bashing. Since TMZ removed the Nicole/sea monkey bit, why not show some class and take this off as well so we don't get confused and think we somehow got on that prick Perez's blog. There is no reason for this
except to indulge in gratuitous bashing, SAME as the Nicole/sea monkey bash-fest.SHOW SOME CLASS AND REMOVE THIS, TMZ !

Posted at 1:56PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Delilah

55. I am very sorry to see that american Paps are like murderers, you are killing that girl back off let her live.....is there any law in america that prevent paps to chase her when she has her kids with her this is big time harrassement....shame on you....I am very please that in Canada WE do not have that kind of freaks running after people like this ouffffff

Posted at 4:32PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Lynn

56. Why does she feel the need to go out EVERY night - isn't her huge house big enough ?
If she doesn't want to live there - we would love to !!
To all of you saying "leave her alone" - why should they ? - she put herself in this position - she does it Again and Again.
She loves the attention - positive and negative. This is just so fascinating to watch a person completely implode.

Posted at 2:01PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Stay home

57. At least she's covered and her ass isn't hanging out.. I think this color looks nice on her but the weave is atrocious. She looks nice as a brunette.
TMZ this is what I think of your story: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (dribble)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(dribble)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Boring!

Posted at 2:02PM on Sep 26th 2007 by ILOVEBRITNEYSPEARS

58. I think TMZ went a little too far with that so called article. I don't like Brit or what she stands for, but I think it was mean and hurtful. How would you all like to have things like that said about you. No matter how bad she is I don't think she deserves to see something like that. TMZ you really went to the lower levels on this one.

Posted at 2:01PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Sherry

59. This is a suicide waiting to happen, and when it does I hope the Papparoastafool are happy. I mean dam, how much can one person take!

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Reality 101

60. Does anyone see a resemblence to Angeline Jolie or is it just me?

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 26th 2007 by jacjac737

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