Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:55PM by Celly

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!

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46. If she doesn't put on a bra and strap up those girls and get rid of those never been in style boots, I'm gonna scream. And those extensions are the worst yet. TMZ, stop stooping to her level and posting her pics, it's painful.

Posted at 1:53PM on Sep 26th 2007 by tess

47. #14 you are as smart as a rock. Good english (some of us have smarts real good). Back woods talk I guess. Just look at the pictures and do not add the comment until you can write well. Must be from the lower part of the L. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Sep 26th 2007 by no matter

48. Another Britney non-story, just an excuse for gratuitous bashing. Since TMZ removed the Nicole/sea monkey bit, why not show some class and take this off as well so we don't get confused and think we somehow got on that prick Perez's blog. There is no reason for this
except to indulge in gratuitous bashing, SAME as the Nicole/sea monkey bash-fest.SHOW SOME CLASS AND REMOVE THIS, TMZ !

Posted at 1:56PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Delilah

49. I know my look changed after I had my two kids, but not as drastically as Britney's did. That photo of her is horrible. Those clothes and that hair.... she really is a different person. I feel so bad for her. I hope she learns how to be a real mother and starts to mend her broken relationships. Kevin was a total mistake, she should have known he was in it for the money, he will get what is coming to him. As Brit's ex said, What comes around goes around.....

Posted at 1:57PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Mel

50. Damn!!!! This girl needs a friggin' BRA!!!! In addition to everyone sending panties, SEND HER BRAS!!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Sep 26th 2007 by stephanie

51. If all you guys are sick of TMZ hatin' up on Britney why are you wasting your time visiting the site and commenting all over? I like TMZ b/c they are snarky and not all bowing and scraping to celebrities. I think many celebrities should be taken down a peg or two. And for Britney, she would have been forgotten about 4 years ago if she weren't constantly photographed and talked about. These pics are keeping her money comin' in, y'all. If paps did stop taking her pic she'd really do sumpin' crazy then to get attention again. Ding dang!

Posted at 1:58PM on Sep 26th 2007 by L

52. Why does she feel the need to go out EVERY night - isn't her huge house big enough ?
If she doesn't want to live there - we would love to !!
To all of you saying "leave her alone" - why should they ? - she put herself in this position - she does it Again and Again.
She loves the attention - positive and negative. This is just so fascinating to watch a person completely implode.

Posted at 2:01PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Stay home

53. I think TMZ went a little too far with that so called article. I don't like Brit or what she stands for, but I think it was mean and hurtful. How would you all like to have things like that said about you. No matter how bad she is I don't think she deserves to see something like that. TMZ you really went to the lower levels on this one.

Posted at 2:01PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Sherry

54. At least she's covered and her ass isn't hanging out.. I think this color looks nice on her but the weave is atrocious. She looks nice as a brunette.
TMZ this is what I think of your story: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (dribble)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(dribble)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Boring!

Posted at 2:02PM on Sep 26th 2007 by ILOVEBRITNEYSPEARS

55. Oh... didn't anyone notice the big rock on her wedding finger?

Posted at 2:04PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Sherry

56. Does anyone see a resemblence to Angeline Jolie or is it just me?

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 26th 2007 by jacjac737

57. YES YES BRIT JUST KEEPS ON DOING IT AGAIN SHE IS STILL MAKING MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE THAT PUTS NEG THINGS ABOUT HER. TMZ GO GET OTHER PICS OF OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT IS DOING BAD THINGS THATS ALL TMZ CARES ABOUT

Posted at 2:07PM on Sep 26th 2007 by NORMA

58. These inner dialogue posts are sooooo hysterical! Keep it up TMZ!!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Janet

59. She shops all day and night spending so much time and money on her clothes but she still looks like she shops at Wal Mart!

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 26th 2007 by amber

60. Whats with the THUNDER THIGHS??????? eeeeeeewwwwwwww yuck, stinky.

Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Jake

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