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Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:55PM by Celly

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!

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61. Oh... didn't anyone notice the big rock on her wedding finger?

Posted at 2:04PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Sherry

62. Are you guys kidding? God, this is why I check TMZ. I love this Britney crap, the inner dialogue stuff is hilarious!

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Rachel

63. YES YES BRIT JUST KEEPS ON DOING IT AGAIN SHE IS STILL MAKING MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE THAT PUTS NEG THINGS ABOUT HER. TMZ GO GET OTHER PICS OF OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT IS DOING BAD THINGS THATS ALL TMZ CARES ABOUT

Posted at 2:07PM on Sep 26th 2007 by NORMA

64. She shops all day and night spending so much time and money on her clothes but she still looks like she shops at Wal Mart!

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 26th 2007 by amber

65. These inner dialogue posts are sooooo hysterical! Keep it up TMZ!!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Janet

66. Whats with the THUNDER THIGHS??????? eeeeeeewwwwwwww yuck, stinky.

Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Jake

67. ENOUGH....with retarted talk. Whomever writes these is mentally challenged themselves just to come up with the crap!

Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by nhfrogluver

68. the question is why was TMZ at a tanning salon at midnight to take her picture? That's probably why she went so late--to avoid you.

Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by tracey

69. Does anyone know when her next court date is ??????????????

Posted at 2:11PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Curious - HA-HA

70. Why do ya'll keep messing with this poor girl! Its a wonder she hasnt went over the edge completely... People are constantly in her face. Yeah shes done alot alot of wrong things and yes shes not perfect none of us all we are all human but MY GOD The poor girl cant take a breathe without someone being there to take a pic of it. She cant even go into a bathroom without someone messing with her! I dont think I would ever want to be famous because I dont want people snapping my pic everytime i walk out the door. So shes a lil country geesh BIG DEAL!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Amanda

71. Brit needs to go to Compton or Inglewood to get her weave done right by the sistas. Those white folks know nothing about hair when it comes to weave. That's ridiculus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:15PM on Sep 26th 2007 by melly

72. I just wish someone would hide or throw away those damn fugly boots. She should also cut her hair short and do some kind of hairdo like Paris'. Britney goes long, short, brown, blonde, weave, bad weave..... It's really depressing.

Posted at 2:17PM on Sep 26th 2007 by WTF

73. Thanks TMZ. I log in daily just for your Britney rants. HILARIOUS.

Posted at 11:19PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Amy

74. Her hairline is REALLY receeding!!!

Posted at 2:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Dawn Day

75. All that money & she can't at least pay someone to go buy her a bra?

Posted at 2:22PM on Sep 26th 2007 by A

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