Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

76. I would rather see the assistant's pretty dress.

Posted at 2:37PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Lisa

77. The inner dialogs are THE BEST! Keep em' comin!

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 26th 2007 by MARCOCRAM

78. Get a bra. Her boobs are down to her knees.

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 26th 2007 by IFoundNemo

79. I have no money and I can dress better than that, and have my hair look a lot better, wth.
PLEASE put that white Versace bag away for a while!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Heather

80. Brt does bring it on herself and TMZ calls her on it in their own way, which I think is hysterical! She WAS talented, couldn't prove it by me here lately if she still is. She needs professional help in every area in her life. She's clueless but thinks she knows best. WRONG! She does loves her some attenion. Wake up, Brit - you are circlng the drain!

Posted at 2:25PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Ding Dang

81. TMZ, enough already with Britney. This is not a story and this is getting really annyoing.

Posted at 2:25PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Josie

82. Not that it matters, but I honestly and truly feel enormous pity for Britney because she is self-destructing faster than anyone imagined possible - and she seems to be relishing it so much. It's tragic that her career is on life-support and she doesn't even care. Her $800,000 a month income is only fueling her binges and ridiculous lifestyle - and where is it coming from exactly? Royalties on her products and music is my guess, but what an unfulfilled life. She has rejected her family. Has no real friends. There's no one walking the earth right now that has a smidge of influence over her. She's just trickling down the drain. It really is heartbreaking. I never thought she was a great talent, but she did bring the "whole package" concept and her fans adored her. Now it's only a question of time before we read the grim headlines that she has overdosed or jumped off a bridge somewhere. And the saddest part of all, is she had as much potential as any of us to be a great wife and mother. Her fame has robbed her of the things she wanted most. Sorry Brit... you can't be young, rich, famous - AND have a quiet normal life. You chose your destiny and now it is swallowing you whole.

Posted at 2:27PM on Sep 26th 2007 by A. Hice

83. Ding dang, y'all! Who let her out of her coffin? She looks like a walking corpse. Look how pale and sallow her face is, she looks 15 years older than she really is. It's only a matter of time until we'll be reading her obituary. Won't be soon enough for me--then maybe her kids can live a normal life.

Posted at 2:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by DaveGoliath

84. Does anyone know the answer to these questions (1) when is she going to get her drug test (2) Is OK going to charge her of stealing (3) the pictures of her going the wrong when driving w/o a Dri Lic
Why has she not been busted???????????????????????????????????????

Posted at 2:29PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Barbara

85. Why is that single mother of two small children going out at midnight to a tanning salon?

My mother was always at home when we small kids were there.

And, she never went out at midnight for anything.

Posted at 2:33PM on Sep 26th 2007 by WOW

86. At least her girly bits are covered!

Posted at 2:33PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Me

87. Just wondering here - with that much money, why wouldn't you buy your own tanning bed?

Posted at 2:34PM on Sep 26th 2007 by anon

88. dear britney,
honey, here's an idea... order in for the next couple of weeks. let the help get anything you may need about town. stay out of the public eye, take care of your babies and YOURSELF. the fall tv season is beginning so order some chinese and park it on the couch. love, your fans

Posted at 6:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by unique idea

89. The women is a lost cause. She needs to have her children taken away while she recieves proper help, not some cushy anything you want rehab (spa). All of you that hate on the paps need to step back and realize that she invites this kind of thing. She chose her life and if she really wanted to be left alone she would have moved a long time ago. If her "boo boos" are so important to her she would do whats best for them and not be do damn selfish by going out all night everynight. She gets so much special treatment it's disgusting! Any other mother that has had incidents of "safety issues" or possible drug use would have had their children taken a long time ago. So to sum it up- SHUT UP! It's probably best that the paps follow her everywhere so when she drops her babies there is someone to catch them or when she drives with them on her lap there is someone there to call the police so they dont die!

Posted at 2:39PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Tanya

90. NUMBER 85...TOUCHE!! NICE POINT...IT'S BECAUSE SHE CRAVES ATTENTION, AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN GET IT IS BY DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS AT CRAZY HOURS WITH NO PANTIES ON. ding dang...

Posted at 2:42PM on Sep 26th 2007 by martinsmama