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Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:55PM by Celly

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!

I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!

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91. OK TMZ....... These types of non stories and photo ops are what keep this "has been" in the news. It's time to stop. I'm SICK of seeing her doing ANYTHING!!!!

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Posted at 2:44PM on Sep 26th 2007 by >>>>>>>>>> PJ >>

92. HERE'S A THOUGHT, STOP FOLLOWING HER FOR A MONTH!!
YOU ARE GIVING HER WHAT SHE WANTS!! ITS CALLLED ATTENTION!!!!!

THEN I PREDICT SHE'LL DO SOMETHING REALLY FRICKEN CRAZY AND THEN THE KIDS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY SO SHE CAN GET THE HELP SHE NEEDS!!!

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP THE KIDS AND BRIT IN THE PROCESS STOP FEEDING HER ADDICTION TO THE CAMERA'S!!

GOD!! SHE REALLY IS A FRICKEN LOST SOUL!! IT'S JUST TO BAD THAT THE KIDS HAVE TO SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:49PM on Sep 26th 2007 by GET A CLUE TMZ

93. I think the inner dialogue is freakin' hilarious....y'all. She's ridiculous which makes it all the more funny. BTW, yes she is covered up in this shirt, but button down shirts are not supposed to fit like the buttons are popping off - Britney needs to buy a size that fits her.

Posted at 2:46PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Dita

94. The Gianni Versace Handbag is getting old. If I see that handbag on her again, I'm going to puke!

Posted at 3:35PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Lysa

95. Ding, Dang! I luv the writing--super funny, makes me LOL each time!!

Posted at 2:58PM on Sep 26th 2007 by sha su

96. "pockerbook" LOL.

Also... the TMZ site is acting funky today for me.


Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Hick

97. When is Lindsey getting out already?I need some law-breaking excitement!

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 26th 2007 by -C-

98. I agree with post #6....enough already.....Britney's career is done we all know that !!!....you guys at TMZ are overdosing us readers on everything Britney.move on to importand coverages like helping to find Maddelein McCaan....that might be an idea !!!!

Posted at 2:59PM on Sep 26th 2007 by CanadaGirl

99. STOP THE INNER DIALOG POSTS!!!

they are mean and simply not funny. Try coming up with something else and focusing on the positive once in awhile.

Posted at 11:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Alfy

100. ahahaha, i LOVE the 'ya'll' talk.. keep it comin' TMZ :D

Posted at 3:07PM on Sep 26th 2007 by claudia

101. GOOD LORD GIRL GO HOME WHERE YOUR 'LOOK' IS ACCEPTED!
POOR THING..............SHE IS ONE DESPERATE MUM WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A MUM!
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER LITTLE LADS AS SHE 'STARTS HER DAY' AROUND MIDNIGHT AND HAS FOR SOME REASON TO BE OUT AND ABOUT WHEN SHE SHOULD BE NIGHT NIGHT WITH LADS. GET A GRIP GIRL................YOU ARE NOW A MUM AND ONLY A MUM. TRY AND ACT LIKE ONE!

Posted at 3:07PM on Sep 26th 2007 by SJW

102. Does she ever take those smelly god-awful ugly boots off?? So nice to see the trashy skanky publicity whore is still getting the attention she craves rather than act like a good mom and stay home and stay away from the cameras.

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Fridayz

103. Love her receding hairline.

Posted at 3:11PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Scoop This

104. TMZ, now that she's finally covering up her Brit Bits, please send this poor gal a bra! Those pups need some support before they reach her waist!

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Kris

105. I can not for the life of me understand why this young lady is having such a rough time getting her life together.

ALL of us have rough periods in our lives, but we get it together and move on. I know it does not happen overnight, but we don't keep displaying the same behavior, which brought us down in the first place, over and over again UNLESS we like that behavior.

According to what I have read, this girl has BIG money coming in every month. She can afford the very best of professional help to get her life back in shape. The majority of us do have that luxury.

That is one reason I DO NOT feel sorry for her anymore. What she gets....she deserves. She is weak and pathetic.

I think THIS is the real Britney. She has probably been wild and stupid-acting all of her life and the Britney we came to know is the one she invented to make her money.

I am tired of hearing about her useless antics. She LIKES what she is doing and won't change anytime soon, if at all.

They should take the majority of her money and set up a trust fund for her children AND take them away. At least give the kids a chance to have a decent life.

Let her go and live her silly lifestyle. We all know how it will end.

Posted at 3:14PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Joann

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