Mystery Solved -- How to Bag 'Em All

9/27/2007 2:59 PM PDT
Mystery, reality TV's dumbed-down version of Don Juan, has transformed his previously sheepish students into a fury of sexual aggression! Watch out world, here they ...

Not ready for prime time playas, Joe and Joseph, were at Club Area last night, putting those important lessons from "The Pick Up Artist" to the test. Joe divulged the secret to their newfound prowess; "You be real, you have confidence, you can bang anyone, baby."

Move over Brody Jenner, Broad-lay Joe's in town.