Stacked Drunk Chick -- Revealed!

Remember this Hollywood party girl?

The big-boobed beauty got the boot at Crimson over the weekend ... and embarrassed herself in front of TMZ cameras when she was too drunk to put together one sentence after another. Shame be gone!

That girl is none other than Jessica Kramer, a onetime Playboy Cybergirl and current Internet T&A fleshtrepreneur.

When she watched herself on TMZ TV Monday, she admitted on her MySpace page it was, "not one of my proudest moments, but what's done is done and I had a great night!"

She also said she was bummed by comments on our site saying her boobs weren't real. Hmm.

Tags: drunk chick, DrunkChick, drunks

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31. News and gossip are mutually exclusive words in the English Language. Gossip is "trifling." News is "notable." If a matter is notable it isn't trifling, and if it is trifling it isn't notable.
The problem is our childrens isn't learning.

Posted at 11:40PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Geore Busch

32.
she was not distubed by the many comments that said she was a free drink tramp but that posters commented on her fake boobs? How low can a persons self worth go.

Posted at 11:55PM on Sep 27th 2007 by greg

33. 80% percent think fake? Did anyone actually look at the photos and video of her?

Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 30th 2007 by milkman

34. I checked out her myspace page. She looks like a real intellectual. I would hate to see her sober. What a loser tramp skank.

Next.

P.S. come defend yourself if you dare. I know you are looking.

Posted at 12:46AM on Sep 28th 2007 by MH

35. If the above was Larry Birkhead , just made me feel like a dumb mistake., mistake in judgement, If it Birkhead, then you need a DR and the litle girl needs to be the in the furthest zip code away from you Bill Warmington Newport,Ca

Posted at 1:16AM on Sep 28th 2007 by bill warmington

36. She's Fake inside and out. Those "floating devices" are as fake as her forced stupid girly voice, which is very annoying! Nothing worse, than a drunk boob job bimbo attempting to act sexy, when she appears otherwise.

Posted at 1:26AM on Sep 28th 2007 by 36C (au naturel)

37. Come onnnn she's 24! How many of us can actually say "in complete honesty" that we haven't done anything silly after having a few too many. Go on raise your hands, no better yet raise your mice! Why? Ummm no reason my pretties (wringing hands + muhahahahaha) The kid is 24, single and well, she's ok looking - I mean I wouldn't run away all Princess; Dear GOD what is that thing!? Bride like. It's unfortunate there was a camera person to catch her every move. For a few minutes anyway. I once dove out of moving car because a friend had been stopped by the police for riding his moped without lights. For some reason I thought I could help my friend beat whatever citation the officer was writing. I did, he arrested me for public intoxication and let my friend go!!That was in the age of The Go Go's and Bangles but it happened. Now I'm a parent, a tax payer ANNNNND (I) don't drink, go figguh!
Lovvvved the SpongeBob story!!!!!

Posted at 2:17AM on Sep 28th 2007 by \\\\\\\\\\\\

38. Ugly bimbo.

Posted at 3:52AM on Sep 28th 2007 by Lee

39. she is hott and i would bang her

Posted at 3:59AM on Sep 28th 2007 by willway73

40. I thought they were real, except I never saw yellow nipples with smiley faces before. Hmmmm,,,,maybe I was wrong.

Posted at 7:12PM on Sep 29th 2007 by dude

41. well>heres the begining of a new paris in the making,watta joke!!! we'll be waiting for part 2 of this saga,lol>NOT

Posted at 7:58AM on Sep 28th 2007 by MY NAME

42. Who is that girl? And who cares about her?

Posted at 6:17AM on Oct 3rd 2007 by cherrie

43. An internet porn star flashes her boob after getting drunk at night club. How is this news? It sounds like a daily event! Big deal.

Posted at 9:45AM on Sep 28th 2007 by Kim

44. HAHA Jessica, thank you for that story.... see I am only 25 and DONT have children but I thought that was some really funny stuff! Spongebob? Amazing...

Posted at 9:21AM on Sep 28th 2007 by Erbear

45. We posted Jessica as "Cosmic Cutie" in August of this year, complete with interview, and in an email to me at that time Jessica stated quite clearly that "the girls" were indeed 100 percent natural.

Posted at 9:19AM on Sep 28th 2007 by cosmictribune.org

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