Who Would You Rather?

16. Avril Is So Nice!!

Posted at 1:38AM on Sep 27th 2007 by http://www.bustedcelebrity.com/

17. I would like to impregnate Avril.

Posted at 1:41AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Yuppers

18. THIS ONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS A "NEITHER" BUTTON.
SERIOUSLY. YUK.

Posted at 1:53AM on Sep 27th 2007 by anonymousey

19. Aw, jesus wept, you guys at TMZ!!! Why do you all have this thing for doing "who'd you rathers" with equally irritating/nauseating/unattractive/straight-up undo-able celebs? Man, I can't even vote on this poll, I'm serious. Gwyneth, and THAT utterly idiotic ugly avril chick? Good god, people, no way, neither moron, not for real. Even for fun-pretend I can't cast a vote. I said Hell. No.

Unless I got to dominate Avril, I mean I'm a bi-girl, and I wouldn't mind takin' care of that preposterously inflated ego, show the girl she's common & average and not some great big celebrity like she seems to think she is... I'd help her out of that coat, mm hmmm... She'd thank me for it later, too, and grow from the experience...

No, but seriously, not really. No effin' way. They're both morons.

Posted at 2:38AM on Sep 27th 2007 by snowblood

20. Which skanky ho? Dang, that's a tough one.

This definitely "rises" to the level of "You first".

As for me, they are both beyond repair. Too much nose-candy and partying. Yuck, turn em out on Hollywood and Vine and be done with it.

Posted at 2:38AM on Sep 27th 2007 by rufukinkiddinme

21. happy birthday Avril u rock !!!!! i will pick Avril over any 1 in this world!!!

Posted at 8:49PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Avey1

22. I wouldn't thouch either one with a ten-foot-pole drenched in bactine

Posted at 3:49AM on Sep 27th 2007 by 7-11

23. their moms!?!?!?!??!

Posted at 5:33AM on Sep 27th 2007 by f u all

24. I chose Avril and here's why. Gwyneth is tooooo skinny!

Posted at 11:14AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Ken

25. Who writes this crap, teenage boys with sex on the brain? I can't believe you don't have better things to write about.

Posted at 5:53AM on Sep 27th 2007 by L

26. I think that Gwyneth is a really woman.. Avril not...

Posted at 7:05AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Lobotomia

27. GWYNETH ! ! MUCH BETTER WITH- OOOOHHHH YES BABY KEEP GOING AND GOING!
THAN- WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAN! NOW GET OFF!

Posted at 6:21AM on Sep 27th 2007 by MEL

28. Avril... but only doggy-style.

Posted at 7:19AM on Sep 27th 2007 by craigmeister

29. Gwyneth has always crapped out 2 kids. Who would want to stick it in that? Avril is nice and tight, and still young enough to teach a few things to.

Posted at 8:03AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Dirty Sanchez

30. I refuse to vote on these 2. I would love to slap avril with a dildo until she became unconscience

Posted at 8:18AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Whatever