Britney Gets a Sheriff Escort ... For a Coffee Run!

Gimme more coffee! Popwreck Britney Spears had a cravin' for some Starbucks, and she had the company of a rather handsome Sheriff's deputy to get her inside. Ding, dang -- is she employing the law now?!


The assertive Sheriff assisted Spears by yelling and directing the crowd of paparazzi, even telling them not to enter the Starbucks as she made her order. As the belly-baring Britney waited for her drink, she clung to her pet Yorkie -- which conveniently blended in with her longer, less-tangled brunette weave.

Once Brit Brit was done, her new law enforcement buddy helped her back to her car. It's good to see tax dollars at work.



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196. Dame right right my x hubby named kfed . So i guess I will be leven you with clidren since I will be dying very soon. Oh I got hubbyes from your funk ass stupied guy what heill.

Posted at 8:59PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY . Britney Spears

197. Oh my fuler will be oct the 1oth since that is the day of my trail so please come x fed x ship we ,deliver me to my grave . Ha Ha I had way to many drugs and jump of a cliff because my little sitters name drug Jamie Lyne sperais jump and kill her self so I jump and kill my self ok.

Posted at 9:02PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY . Britney Spears

198. I don't get it. WTF? Police escorts to the Starbucks, for B list celebs? Is there anyone out there who is not starstruck?

Posted at 9:08PM on Sep 30th 2007 by my2cents

199. Stupied cop for give me sexs at starbucks or buck teath that I have dumb bitch that I am .

Posted at 9:14PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY . Britney Spears

200. Cop writes I had to have sex with you baby Britney it just taste so dame good you know what funk hell your going to wine when I give you a police estorce come now Britney put knife down ok I love you and I what to have kids with you HiV ass . Please Britney don't do this to me ok funk what hell I find you to be the hottes girl out there.

Posted at 9:14PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY . Sheriff from LASD

201. Ok I get it I will sstop doing drugs for you huneing please I didn't mean to hurt you at all what hell is wrong with me am I on drugs damied this socks I had boyfreind in a cop put he turn on my.

Posted at 9:16PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY.Britney

202. We spend our tax dollars on this dumb bitch getting coffe? Stay at home and make your own you washed up drunk loser

Posted at 9:22PM on Sep 30th 2007 by Billy Beans

203. Yes I am drunk wash up loser from the south of USA . Hey put my song Gime less bitch is number one on I tunes so take that funker. (I will all ways have more money then you even when I died next week.

Posted at 9:25PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY.Britney

204. I can't beleive someone would even take the time to get the website, this world is full of busy boddies getting into someone elses business for nothing..........

Posted at 10:01PM on Sep 30th 2007 by anniem45

205. Oh No we are not busy bodies if this funk stupied bitch would stay home we would have to be busy bodies.

Posted at 10:12PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY.Britney

206. She has many other personalities besides Brit- sometimes she is Sammy a little girl who loves horses- Trixie a 40 year old tattoo shop owner with crabs - Rita a waitress that wears no panties and Frank a player who gets sluts to come to the motel for some late night- wait and watch!!!!

Posted at 11:05PM on Sep 30th 2007 by P-Type

207. To #199 Anniem: I guess you are referring to me asking a simple question "What is Britney's web site?. "THAT" means I'm getting into her businesss???? WTF? It looks like I'm going to be about poster #202 or so - so I'm guessing that posters #1-200 aren't into her business at all - just random chat about random subjects, huh?. FYI - I'm curious about her new album (which I will be first on line to buy). Is it still unnamed? I'd like to read what SHE posts on her website for all to read, etc. You're a moron!!

Posted at 11:08PM on Sep 30th 2007 by jack54

208. She is a sex toy singer and is though else for music indursty partyu people. So funk her music and go out an kill this funk as bitch by an off week.

Posted at 11:12PM on Sep 30th 2007 by BY.Britney

209. OMG!! Using our tax dollars to go the the damn Starbucks! Will someone please set this girl straight, also, note to the sheriff's dept., YOU ARE FEEDING INTO THE FACT THE STARS THINK THEY ARE INVICIBLE! God, this makes me mad!

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 1st 2007 by KatDog

210. OMG of course she needs police protction have you seen the mob of creeps following her what is wrong with just one photo hound following her TMZ pathetic I blame you for the wasted tax dollars

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 1st 2007 by BRandon

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