Britney Gets a Sheriff Escort ... For a Coffee Run!

Gimme more coffee! Popwreck Britney Spears had a cravin' for some Starbucks, and she had the company of a rather handsome Sheriff's deputy to get her inside. Ding, dang -- is she employing the law now?!


The assertive Sheriff assisted Spears by yelling and directing the crowd of paparazzi, even telling them not to enter the Starbucks as she made her order. As the belly-baring Britney waited for her drink, she clung to her pet Yorkie -- which conveniently blended in with her longer, less-tangled brunette weave.

Once Brit Brit was done, her new law enforcement buddy helped her back to her car. It's good to see tax dollars at work.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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46. I'm with bundt cake on this one call and complain @310-456-6652 ,I feel bad 4 her but really -an escort to starbucks thats just plain frivillous ...

Posted at 9:36PM on Sep 29th 2007 by team ahhh whatever...

47. Britney-Shmitney. There's something freakier going on in L.A.

Go to wikipedia.com and type in Xenu. Be prepared to freak out.

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Just Go To Wikipedia and type Xenu

48. britney deserves a sheriff to protect her for real you guys are such haters cuz shes so beautiful and brilliant and more talented then any of you guys

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by sean murphy

49. BULBOUS nose like Santa Clause. It just keeps getting wider- and wider.

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by P-Type

50. I DO NOT WANT MY TAX DOLLARS SPENT ON THIS!!

GET THE FENCE DONE ON THE BORDER. HIRE MORE BORDER PATROL AGENTS INSTEAD.

DUH

Posted at 9:41PM on Sep 29th 2007 by PATHETIC

51. The police officer should at least be repremanded for escorting her and her DOG, not allowed in restuarants per Ca. law. He sould enforce the law..not abet in breaking it!

Posted at 9:49PM on Sep 29th 2007 by georgem

52. I'm so sick of people saying that the paps need to leave Britney alone. HELLO...SHE CALLS THEM!! If she doesn't want them around then she should stay at home and take care of her children like she should've been doing this whole time. She made the mess and now she has to deal with it. It's tough, but it's life and she needs to get over it.

Posted at 9:50PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Erin

53. Stupid IDIOT. So. a sheriff helps her in a car...THAT SHE CAN'T DRIVE. WTF? Was someone driving the idiot? Let's hope so

Posted at 9:52PM on Sep 29th 2007 by KDMaskingtape

54. Stop saying "ding, dang!" in EVERY Britney story.

Posted at 9:54PM on Sep 29th 2007 by B

55. this "deliverance" spawn won't read these posts or CAN'T...the only way she'll go away is to ignore this tramp, paps, everybody! this is all fuggin' adrenaline for fueling her. she thinks she is IT, only wants your money for her $hit music, don't ANYBODY buy ANYTHING with her name on it...this is all one big game to her with the attention...like cat and mouse...it's all part of her disorder...she goes home and thinks to herslf, alright, i went out 5 times today, paps got me good three times, but i threw them off course twice, they're still ahead, but there's always tomorrow, some of them are cute, THEM, i let snap good ones.

Posted at 9:54PM on Sep 29th 2007 by body lotion

56. Get off her ass already . You people make me sick-------TMZ makes me sick too. You'll just help someone go crazier and less happy, as long as all the haters love what you write ?
How are you influencing the world ????? Not very damned well. How long can you beat on someone ?

Britney was recently trapped in her CAR too, by crowds.....remember reporting that just days ago ? No wonder she asked for police help now. No bloody wonder.

Posted at 10:01PM on Sep 29th 2007 by lori

57. I thought she was cited for driving without a vaild California drivers license.
WTF?

Posted at 10:02PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Jennie

58. I think I'll call the sheriff's office for an escort to Burger King.

Posted at 10:04PM on Sep 29th 2007 by TBA

59. Is it me, or is she getting fuglier by the week? What a freaking joke she is anymore to people. Her expressions are like cartoon characters. I mean, it's like she's flipping out before your very eyes. I'm sorry, but i'm beginning to feel sorry for her. I think she's really out-of-touch with reality. At first, I thought it was just for attention, but it's getting creepy, she can't last on her current course, a major crash is ahead.

Posted at 10:06PM on Sep 29th 2007 by alex

60. i feel sorry for her dog, he's cute,,,,but where are the kids? seems like she hasn't had them with her forever. she looks bloated, not much of a beauty without help.

Posted at 10:10PM on Sep 29th 2007 by sweet dreamz

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