Miami Pool Yields Clue to Ancient Marine Life

Scientists in Florida were examining reports of a new species found in a swimming pool at the Catalina Hotel in Miami. Tentatively named Janicius Dickinsonius, and noted for its waxen flesh, venomous tongue, and ability to survive in chlorinated water.
Janice Dickinson
The specimen will be featured in the new season of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," which is, coincidentally, filming at the hotel.




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1. Not sure who she is.

Posted at 11:01AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Susan

2. first passys!

Posted at 11:25AM on Oct 1st 2007 by eminem

3. 2nd passys!

Posted at 11:24AM on Oct 1st 2007 by eminem

4. This woman's an effing pig, she's loud, rude, obnoxious, shallow, and should be IGNORED.

Posted at 11:03AM on Oct 1st 2007 by GO AWAY

5. She's got more miles on her than the space shuttle.

Posted at 11:03AM on Oct 1st 2007 by FLBiker

6. I would sooooo do the guy in the picture w/her!! He's soooo HOT

Posted at 12:00PM on Oct 1st 2007 by I'm just saying......

7. ewwwwwwww. If this guy is with her, it's because he sees $$$$.

Posted at 11:11AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Prnzez

8. Her skin already looks like leather so that's all she needs is more sun.

Posted at 11:29AM on Oct 1st 2007 by penny

9. Fugly scary.

Posted at 11:14AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Indy

10. ew-what is wrong with her neck? not to mention covering up thoughs thighs! EEK!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:16AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Oh please!

11. #3 FLBiker, Yeah but I'd let her launch me anytime!

#2 Go Away! We like pigs, the shallower the better.

DB Dirt

Posted at 11:16AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Dexter Bernard Dirt

12. yuk, yuk. flip over that raft already.

Posted at 11:20AM on Oct 1st 2007 by gocubsgo

13. I'm sorry- but for 52 she is effin amazing- I dont care what you all say. I love the old broad.

Posted at 11:24AM on Oct 1st 2007 by PK

14. The models on her page are hideous. The models alone would make me boycott any product they sell. Ewww, I'd rather the plain Jane next door.

Posted at 11:31AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Malibu

15. 52!
ancient is right.....

Posted at 11:34AM on Oct 1st 2007 by bubba

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