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10/1/2007 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miami Pool Yields Clue to Ancient Marine Life

Scientists in Florida were examining reports of a new species found in a swimming pool at the Catalina Hotel in Miami. Tentatively named Janicius Dickinsonius, and noted for its waxen flesh, venomous tongue, and ability to survive in chlorinated water.
Janice Dickinson
The specimen will be featured in the new season of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," which is, coincidentally, filming at the hotel.


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Mark:  1595 days ago

Not sure who she is.

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Elvis:  1595 days ago

first passys!

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Elvis:  1595 days ago

2nd passys!

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hello:  1595 days ago

This woman's an effing pig, she's loud, rude, obnoxious, shallow, and should be IGNORED.

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FlBiker:  1595 days ago

She's got more miles on her than the space shuttle.

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Brit is a f*ck up:  1595 days ago

I would sooooo do the guy in the picture w/her!! He's soooo HOT

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Seriously:  1595 days ago

ewwwwwwww. If this guy is with her, it's because he sees $$$$.

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ME:  1595 days ago

Her skin already looks like leather so that's all she needs is more sun.

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Indie:  1595 days ago

Fugly scary.

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Naughty but nice :):  1595 days ago

ew-what is wrong with her neck? not to mention covering up thoughs thighs! EEK!!!!!!!

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Dexter Bernard Dirt:  1595 days ago

#3 FLBiker, Yeah but I'd let her launch me anytime!

#2 Go Away! We like pigs, the shallower the better.

DB Dirt

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superchunk:  1595 days ago

yuk, yuk. flip over that raft already.

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Pattie K:  1595 days ago

I'm sorry- but for 52 she is effin amazing- I dont care what you all say. I love the old broad.

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jj:  1595 days ago

The models on her page are hideous. The models alone would make me boycott any product they sell. Ewww, I'd rather the plain Jane next door.

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bubba:  1595 days ago

52!
ancient is right.....

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