Miami Pool Yields Clue to Ancient Marine Life

Scientists in Florida were examining reports of a new species found in a swimming pool at the Catalina Hotel in Miami. Tentatively named Janicius Dickinsonius, and noted for its waxen flesh, venomous tongue, and ability to survive in chlorinated water.
Janice Dickinson
The specimen will be featured in the new season of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," which is, coincidentally, filming at the hotel.




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16. TV Alert:

Elisabeth is on the View today.

Posted at 11:39AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Rosie is a Proud Fat Lesbian

17. TV Alert:

Elisabeth is on the View today.

Posted at 11:39AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Rosie is a Proud Fat Lesbian

18. That woman is a model ??????? She's so UGLY !

Posted at 11:42AM on Oct 1st 2007 by D.G.

19. Don't forget the enormous amount of silicone, collagen, and hair dye this mutant contains. All the petrochemicals in and on her body could cause a major oilslick if she were ever punctured!

Posted at 11:58AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

20. #9 you'd look semi good @ 52 if you had millions of $$$$ spent on plastic surgery. has any decent 'friend' of hers tell her how nasty she looks? all the plastic in the world can't fix that face.

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 1st 2007 by go away

21. Remove her dentures and she probably gives good head.

Posted at 12:52PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Flake

22. I love this bitch! She makes me laugh and looks fantastic as usual!

Posted at 12:54PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Ledbetter1212

23. If you put your ear up to her vag...you can hear the ocean.

Make sure you hold your breath when you do.

Posted at 1:05PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Illegal Aliens are ruining OUR country !!!!!!!!

24. ugh....she is to old to be playing miss. missy. Cover up already.

Posted at 1:18PM on Oct 1st 2007 by chismosa

25. Hey Hey Hey..age discrimination is ludacris. People saying "ew she's old", that's pretty awful, you're setting YOURSELVES up to be cast out after 40 then too! because there is 1 unavoidable - we all get older. we CAN control our mouths, & this betch is a loud mean crude pig. THATS why u should loathe her, not cuz she's in her 50s.

Posted at 1:41PM on Oct 1st 2007 by GO AWAY

26. Looks like another fake-boobed whore to me! She probably has sores inside her mouth.

Posted at 2:28PM on Oct 1st 2007 by DUHDUH

27. What the hell are you people ranting about. She looks pretty darn fantastic for a 52 year old. We all age. We should be so lucky.

Posted at 3:28PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Jakie

28. Excuse me. I just vomited on my shoes. Bleeeech!

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 1st 2007 by decency

29. I watched her reality show just once, out of morbid curiousity kind of for the same reason some people have to check out car accidents and she is every bit as obnoxious and ridiculous as you could possibly imagine. She has severe dillusions of grandeur but honestly, I got the impresssion that she prides herself on being a total a**hole. She was also directly quoted as saying that she never had any problems with any of her models being underweight and that she wished some of them would "come down with anorexia." How completely ignorant and self-absorbed can one person be? Just watch her show and you can find out. If her teenage son doesn't grow up to hate women it will be a wonder.

Posted at 9:48PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Leela

30. I dislike the women but if you ignore her face, she has a good body for being a fossil.

Posted at 1:09AM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Just saying

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