Scientists in Florida were examining reports of a new species found in a swimming pool at the Catalina Hotel in Miami. Tentatively named Janicius Dickinsonius, and noted for its waxen flesh, venomous tongue, and ability to survive in chlorinated water. The specimen will be featured in the new season of "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," which is, coincidentally, filming at the hotel.
19. Don't forget the enormous amount of silicone, collagen, and hair dye this mutant contains. All the petrochemicals in and on her body could cause a major oilslick if she were ever punctured!
Posted at 11:58AM on Oct 1st 2007 by Snarksnarksnark
20. #9 you'd look semi good @ 52 if you had millions of $$$$ spent on plastic surgery. has any decent 'friend' of hers tell her how nasty she looks? all the plastic in the world can't fix that face.
25. Hey Hey Hey..age discrimination is ludacris. People saying "ew she's old", that's pretty awful, you're setting YOURSELVES up to be cast out after 40 then too! because there is 1 unavoidable - we all get older. we CAN control our mouths, & this betch is a loud mean crude pig. THATS why u should loathe her, not cuz she's in her 50s.
29. I watched her reality show just once, out of morbid curiousity kind of for the same reason some people have to check out car accidents and she is every bit as obnoxious and ridiculous as you could possibly imagine. She has severe dillusions of grandeur but honestly, I got the impresssion that she prides herself on being a total a**hole. She was also directly quoted as saying that she never had any problems with any of her models being underweight and that she wished some of them would "come down with anorexia." How completely ignorant and self-absorbed can one person be? Just watch her show and you can find out. If her teenage son doesn't grow up to hate women it will be a wonder.