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"Rock of Love" Stripper Cries Foul!

Sometimes true love isn't skin deep. On Sunday's finale of "Rock of Love," has-been Poison rocker Bret Michaels chose between stripperlicious Heather and pink-haired pixie, Jes. And even though Heather had Bret's name tattooed across the back of her neck -- Bret pointed his pinkie to select Jes.

Not surprisingly, Heather was pretty pissed, posting on MySpace that she was misrepresented in the final episode, boohooing that editing made her look way more insensitive on their final date than she really was.

She was upset that she didn't rock the aging rocker. Heather wrote, "I am so heartbroken and appalled that I look so insensitive in the finale."

When Bret asked if he could have both girls, Heather says she "absolutely, 100 percent did not say I would share him. We both said no." Once again, Heather blames editors. "I am soooo appalled by that -- as if the stipper [sic] thing wasn't enough, (which I quit doing months ago) -- or pretty much never showing one bad thing about Jess, I got ran through [sic] the coals and heartbroken once again." Appalling!

Tags: bret michaels, BretMichaels, heather, jess, posion

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91. Jess' hair totally reminds me of one of those butt naked Troll Dolls. I just want to take her hair in my hands and spin up into a crazy hair do.

Posted at 3:12PM on Oct 2nd 2007 by halvathought

92. What kind of stupid stripper gets a washed up bald rocker's name tatted on her neck after she walks on him getting blown by that red-headed whore? Then when her father finds out she blew him, he almost starts crying!

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 1st 2007 by FactChecker

93. I was surprised when he sent Heather home. I knew it would be those 2, and I did pick Jes to win from the first episode, but it sure seemed toward the end that Heather was going to get the guy. I felt bad for her. Hang in there, Heather, something better will come along.

On that note, are Bret and Jes still together?

Posted at 2:41AM on Oct 2nd 2007 by Tek

94. Please send the idiot who inserted the [sic] after 'through' back to 5th English class. It's the correct spelling of the word when used in that context. I guess you're just used to seeing 'thru' at the drive-thru window at Taco Bell.

Posted at 4:36PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Legal Eagle

95. Heather's Whore Hair and rotten-stinky poontang were enough to make Bret sick! He obviously made the best choice by choosing Jes. I am sure the editing also made her boobs flop out every show and significantly aged her. Wow, what a train wreck looking for a meal ticket off of the stripper pole. Please, I doubt she is out of the business.... stopped stripping -more like they found out her real age when she left to do Rock of Love and they wouldn't hire her nasty, used, old ass! Model? I don't think so...She was so fake! She just wanted the charmed life and Bret saw through your dirty, knaiiving ways! Move on! Your 15 minutes are up, oh, and take a shower...PLEASE!

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 1st 2007 by laughing at you now

96. I have seen Poison perform twice in the past two years and Bret definitely isn't healthy or taking care of himself. You would think he would (eventually) grow up.

Posted at 4:41PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Jennifer

97. We all knew it was going to be Jess all along (and Brett had to know.) Jess was the only sane woman in attendance. Jess would make an awesome girlfriend.No comment about Heather (because it is all very bad.)

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Joshua Smith

98. The woman is a stripper for God's sake! Every other word out of her mouth was f***. She dressed like a hooker, acted like a hooker, and pretty much presented herself as a no class dumb blond. What does she expect??? Besides, the fact that she wanted to have a relationship with THAT LOSER just about says it all. All these people need to be sterilized so that their genes don't get passed on - ever!!!!!

Posted at 12:08PM on Oct 2nd 2007 by paisley40

99. I wouldn't be suprised if Big John was tapping Bret's ass behind the scenes. Did that seem at all homosexual to anyone else? Like they showered together everyday. I kept expecting Big John to say "No one powders Bret's balls better than I do."

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 1st 2007 by FactChecker

100. I knew he'd pick Jess from the start.

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 1st 2007 by SongwriterSam

101. so stupid he could do better just going out and meeting normal women.
Yep this show was a joke.

Posted at 5:02PM on Oct 1st 2007 by dee

102. i didn't follow the show. i only saw the last episode cause my roommate watches it and i have to say, i haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. did that whore in yellow really think she was going to win? I'm sure she would have shared Bret w/ the other girl. she was HOT. she needs to get back to the only thing she knows how to do, and that's disrespect herself by getting back on the stripper pole. her hair looked like.......i don't even know what to say about it. it's like she thought if she looked like one of those 80's groupies, he'd actually pick her. i think he made the right decision. i got teary eyed LOL.

Posted at 5:01PM on Oct 1st 2007 by laura

103. You are all so stupid. This show is not real! Niether of these ho's ever wanted bret, they're all in it for the fame and money. How long before rock of love 2?

Posted at 5:03PM on Oct 1st 2007 by hella

104. I AM SO HAPPY THAT BRET PICKED JESS. I THINK SHE IS A VERY PRETTY GIRL AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO FIX HER HAIR, UNLIKE HEATHER. I AGREE W/JESS WHEN BRET ASKED IF THEY BOTH WOULD BE HIS GIRLFRIEND. WTF?!! HEATHER JUST WANTED TO BE A ONE, BUT JESS WANTED TO BE 'THE ONE'. IM SO GLAD JESS WON AND SHE IS ALSO RIGHT WHEN SHE TOLD HEATHER THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE PHYSICALLY WAS THAT HEATHER HAD BOOBS AND JESS COULD GET THOSE TOMORROW IF SHE WANTED. I THINK BRET MADE THE BEST CHOICE OF HIS LIFE AS WOMEN ARE CONCERNED PLUS WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A SLUTTY ASS DANCING HOOKER W/BAD 80'S HAIR, YOU CAN GET THOSE ANYWHERE BUT A GOOD GIRL WITH HEART AND SOUL IS HARD TO FIND. HASN'T HEATHER EVER SEEN 'FLAVOR OF LOVE', SHE COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR TWO FROM NEW YORK AND HER WHORE'N WAYS, THEY DON'T PAY OFF.

Posted at 5:05PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Kristi

105. WOW! i am impressed that Bret could make an intelligent decision picking Jes! She may be young but seems to be geniune.
Heather maybe nice but the hair trumps all that maybe good in her! Stop living in the 80's and step into 2007!

Posted at 5:07PM on Oct 1st 2007 by Joan

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