Dark Side Of Shakira's Moon

Mega-generous Shakira made a cheeky exit from a Manhattan eatery last night, demonstrating the paparazzi-friendly properties of stretchy black fabric, bright lighting, and celebrity skin.


As she crawled her way into a four-wheeled chariot on the way to the airport, Sheer-kira gave photogs an eyeful of the hips and haunches that don't lie, and despite her oops! moment, cheerily handed out some autographs to the fans.

Que nalgas indeed!