Mary-Kate Olsen is Seven Lattes Tall!

31. I heard from a guy who knows a guy that she eats live goldfish. True story. Goldfish!

Posted at 1:48PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Clarence Beeks

32. they dont call it "star" bucks for nothing!!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2271690

Posted at 1:29PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by robbyrob

33. OMG. That is hilarious. That cup of coffee is the length of her torso. Freaky.

Isn't it official now? Can't we say that the Olson's did not age well and are definitely not hot.

Posted at 1:33PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Lysette

34. 26. Wow, um, she's unfreakishly ugly. They olsen twins used to look ok, but nowadays?
yuck!!

as for hight, my moms only 4 foot 11 and 1/2 inches and nobody seems to think she's wierd...

i also have a friend who's a fully grown 22 year old who is shorter than her, and she don't look like a midget or anything, she's proportional for her hight same as my mom. you can tell they aren't midgets or short people or whatever they like to be called (i'm not trying to be ignorant or mean here......)

Posted at 1:21PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Stoopit

umm hate to tell you and no i don't think you're being mean... but a midget is an adult person who is under 5' and properly preportioned for their height. my mother is 4'9" a midget... a dwarf is more than being under 5', one or more parts of their body is out of prepotion for the rest of their body and there are various classifications for the types of dwarfism.

midgets are just adults under 5' and there should be no shame for being either.

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Ceyllynn

35. QUICK! Someone call George Lucas.....one of his Star Wars characters has escaped!

Posted at 1:35PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Em

36. #17, that troll considers herself a fashion icon???

LMAO.

Posted at 1:38PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Lysette

37. Doesn't anyone read...........

Just as mythical Smurfs are only three apples high, elfin Mary-Kate Olsen is a mere seven Venti lattes tall (eight in heels)! See our handy chart on the right!

EIGHT IN HEELS..........HENCE THE EIGHT COFFEE'S

Posted at 1:51PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by whatever

38. So, is Mary-Kate Olsen going to a dominatrix's funeral?

Posted at 1:54PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Do you want cheese on that?

39. Clarence Beeks #32: Don't knock it. That's probably the only protein Mary-Kate gets in a day.

Posted at 2:02PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Do you want cheese on that?

40. Back off TMZ about her not being tan.

I will be glad to send you pictures of a friend who was pale and did the sun worshipping thing when she was young . She now has skin cancer over 98% of her face and is having to be treated with a chemo cream.

Posted at 2:02PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by HereUGoAgain

41. Freaky little thing!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by TB

42. She'd be a whole lot taller if she'd stand up straight. She walks like, Mr. Bean!

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Stand up!

43. ugly ugly ugly but rich olsen twins, still ugly ugly ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by ugly twins

44. Ceyllynn,

hmm... well thank you for the information!

and no, your absolutely right, nobody should be ashamed to be any of those.

although i would be ashamed if, i was female, and i let the olsens design my fashion wardrobe

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Stoopit

45. Lysette #31: Remember, the story reads that Mary-Kate is in France. France has been notorious for decades for producing stupid, useless clothes that normal people wouldn't be caught dead in. So, no wonder this deluded girl thinks she's a fashion icon. NOT!

Posted at 2:08PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Do you want cheese on that?