Mary-Kate Olsen is Seven Lattes Tall!

Just as mythical Smurfs are only three apples high, elfin Mary-Kate Olsen is a mere seven Venti lattes tall (eight in heels)! See our handy chart on the right!

An albino Eskimo Mary-Kate was spotted leaving her Paris hotel with a Starbucks coffee, despite a plethora of French cafes. Then it was back to fashion shows, shopping and ice fishing.



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46. UGLY AS BABIES
UGLY AS ADULT FEMALES
MONKEY-FACES
in spite of THEIR MONEY.

Posted at 2:09PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by monkey on the bed

47. Doesn't she have a mirror so she can see what a freak she is?

What's with the coat? The woman next to her hardly looks like she's freezing!

How sad: the O twins have billions, and they're obviously miserable. Where have their parents been all this time? These girls needed therapy from Day One.

And how stupid of them not to finish their college education.

I feel sorry for the O twins, who will never be anything anymore. No one cares about them. The only reason TMZ cares is because these young women are easy to make fun of! Too bad they don't log on to TMZ and see themselves. Maybe it would be a wake-up call. Then again, probably not.

Posted at 2:09PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Aunt Acid

48. These girls certainly are lucky, but they can never be pretty, ugly to the bone, it isn't as simple as changing a nose here, bone ugly.

Posted at 2:14PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by bleeeeeeech

49. Damn, she's an ugly little person!

Posted at 2:16PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Jackson

50. Whats up w/ that coat with her shoulders out plus the bandana. She looks like Willie Nelson long lost daughter.

Posted at 2:27PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Lets play

51. Fashion Icon? WTF! Who the hell is she to say this about herself? She has her name on Walmart items, WTF! She thinks she's designing for Chanel or Dior in her ugly little wishful thing head? Walmart, hon, not designer!!! PLUS, she probably pays someone to draw the clothes.let's face it hon, you have the money, someone else has all the looks and talent.

Posted at 2:20PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by delusional

52. mary-kate is 5'0' tall i read in a magazine!
those high heels look about 4'
short people always want to look much taller
oh well!!!!

Posted at 5:13PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by M.K.

53. you guys are so mean! i know they're not the prettiest, but they have tried to do something with their lives, they don't appear to be sluts.

Posted at 2:29PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by c'mon now!

54. they said 8 in heels look down she is wearing heels

Posted at 2:33PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Kim

55. in the end, those two little girls are the ones giggling all the way to the bank. at least they don't seem to have hurt anyone in the process of earning all that money. as for how they dress, they always say that you can't buy good taste, and here we have a great example of that. i think the girls look like they are still just playing at being "grown up."

Posted at 1:01PM on Oct 4th 2007 by anna banana

56. Don't call her a little person! The PC term is midget.

Thanks




Posted at 2:51PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Conky

57. according to # 47
Mary-kate is 5'0' tall .Wow she much taller than me.SAD :(

Posted at 2:58PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by HI

58. Stevie Nicks called, she wants her wardrobe back!

Posted at 3:06PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Clebs Suck

59. Where does she come up with these goofy outfits? She looks like a combination of Michael Jackson and Elvis. Poor thing.

Posted at 3:14PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by ellie

60. She thinks she's a Fashion Icon? In her dreams and in her warped sense of reality.
She looks nasty and not healthy. Her BFF ought to be Amy Winehouse.
They both would gag a goat.

Posted at 3:18PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Wasabi Pea

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