Mary-Kate Olsen is Seven Lattes Tall!

Just as mythical Smurfs are only three apples high, elfin Mary-Kate Olsen is a mere seven Venti lattes tall (eight in heels)! See our handy chart on the right!

An albino Eskimo Mary-Kate was spotted leaving her Paris hotel with a Starbucks coffee, despite a plethora of French cafes. Then it was back to fashion shows, shopping and ice fishing.



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61. Maybe the lady next to her is 6' tall.

Posted at 4:27PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Lynn

62.
Venti Star camouflage latte with 9 shots of bucks booze

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Lydia

63.
" they don't appear to be sluts "

No they do not but to be fair ..How successful do you feel they would be in that area ?

Posted at 3:40PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Candy

64. I think MK and Ashley are cute. They have beautiful faces. They can wear whatever they want - they're billionaires. ;-)

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212

65. I still admire her even tough she's an 8 venti tall!

Posted at 3:58PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip

66. Give me a break, these girls are hardly ugly.

Posted at 8:12AM on Oct 4th 2007 by alice

67. She looks like a gypsy. Always wears the queerest clothes and shoes.

Posted at 4:39PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by penny

68. I thought the Olsen Twins would grow up to be super hot chicks. To my horror and disappointment they simply stopped growing. Mary-Kate and Ashley are a 1/2 inch away from dwarfism.

Posted at 4:18PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by mrogi

69. She's got all that money and she drinks crappy Starbucks coffee. It's true that you can't buy taste.

Posted at 4:54PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by english

70. haha!!!! Midget =D

Posted at 5:06PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by debbie

71. She looks like a freakish evil character, out of a Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Why is it so many people of either financial extreme, often have no taste? My guess, it's the Nouveau Rich families, who bring the essence of trailer into the mansion. Ugh, she uber wierd!

Posted at 5:50PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by WhataFreakShow

72. Um, if memory serves, which it may or may not, Smurfs are 4 apples high.

Posted at 6:04PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by fluff

73. Must have been a slow pap day............................

Posted at 6:36PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by jds

74. why does she dress like a hooker??weirdo

Posted at 7:30PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by LJ

75. i wonder why they stopped growing, were they exposed to radiation or something? hmm... anyhow, too bad no matter what they do they just cant hide their dwarfism...

Posted at 8:03PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by JC

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