Train Wrecks
The Chyna Syndrome

Believe it or not, wrestling train wreck Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer has fans -- and it's not just her surgeons!


The 37-year-old Robin Antin look-alike was snapped at the Bonaduce-Fairplay smackdown, rambling about having to go to some event where her fans awaited. Where? In her mind?

Turns out the unnatural beauty is scheduled to appear at something called the Chiller Theater Toy, Model and Film Expo at the Parsippany, NJ Hilton, alongside the likes of Gary Coleman, Linda Blair and Frank Stallone! She's huge in the Garden State!



Tags: Chyna Doll, ChynaDoll, Joanie Lurer, JoanieLurer

Reader Comments

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1. TMZ, Are you sure that's not Jeannenenenenene Garafolo?

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Do you want cheese on that?

2. Why didn't she just jump in and kick both Fairplay and Bonaduce's asses?!

Posted at 5:23PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Mrs. Harvey Levin

3. WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?

Seriously.....Chyna once had a penis...right? I know I am not the only one who thinks that....

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Screwdriver

4. Hey, don't knock the Chiller Theater Horror Expo - It's a hoot! Chynna will be hiding out in a tent hawking autographed photos with a whole slew of B, C & D list celebrities. Gary Coleman's going to be there too! I took my husband there two years ago and he was mortified. Said it was like a bad freak show

Though that's not stopping me from going this Saturday.

Posted at 5:39PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Robyn

5. She still does have a penis, she just leaves it in her night stand drawer now...

Posted at 5:38PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Jenny

6. What was tainwrek aut her hre?She looked good, she was sober and everthing she said made sense

Posted at 9:30PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Ana

7. I THINK THAT CHYNA SHOULD REALLY GO BACK TO THE WWE. BECAUSE SHE NEED'S TO SHOW SOME DIVA'S THAT THERE IS MORE THEN LOOKS BEFORE YOU COULD GET ANY WERE. SHE WAS THE BEST DIVA EVER AND REALLY SHOULD SHOW UP ON MORE TIME. THE REST OF THE NEW DIVA'S NEED'S TO GET THERE A*S KICKED. SHE NEED'S TO PROVE THAT THERE ARE WOMEN WHO CAN STILL FIGHT. YOU KICKED A*S THERE AND SHE IS SO GREAT.

Posted at 11:37AM on Oct 4th 2007 by go back to the wwe

8. I liked Chyna until I saw her on the surreal life. Does anyone else think she is bipolar?

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Lexi

9. chyna is oh so sexy

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by Logo Designers