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Britney's Got Trouble Under the Hood

Britney Spears put on her best Elvis glasses and tried to make a swift getaway -- but her car wouldn't start. How poetic.


TMZ caught the popwreck leaving Casa Escobar last night with her lil' doggie, London. She was swarmed by paps as she tried to start her car. After several attempts, Brit rolled down the window and told paps her car wouldn't start. Yah, she's not going anywhere.

Though the paparazzi told her it was because she left her headlights on, the car suddenly started. User error? She probably wasn't in gear. How appropriate.






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61. EVERYONE WRITES THAT THEY'RE SICK & TIRED OF SEEING BRITNEY ARTICLES AND THE WHOLE TIME THEY'RE CHECKING IN TO SEE IF THE PAPARAZZI HAPPENED TO GET ANOTHER GOOD MONEY SHOT OF HER BIZARRE BEHAVIOR.
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WHILE BRITNEY CONTINUES TO LOWER THE BAR ON BAD BEHAVIOR, WE CONTINUE TO BE THE VOYEURS IN THE ONGOING SAGA. ANYONE WHO WAS SERIOUSLY GOING TO LEAVE THESE SITES WOULD JUST LEAVE. THEY WOULDN'T ANNOUNCE IT.
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DIRTY LAUNDRY IS A BIG BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THESE SITES MAKE SO MUCH MONEY. IF WE ALL STOPPED CLICKING, THEY WOULD STOP CLICKING - AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. THEY EXIST FOR US. WE ARE THE BOTTOM FEEDERS.

Posted at 11:23AM on Oct 5th 2007 by 716oakstreet

62. I await the video of her picking her nose. Come on TMZ don't fail me now. You idiots.

Posted at 11:24AM on Oct 5th 2007 by nonaurbiz

63. Haha, Nobody777 you hit it on the nose completely.

Brit's about 2 seconds away from meltdown. No kids, no job, no man, no self-respect, everything she does is a mess, and she's embarassed herself beyond belief in the last few months. She doesn't even have her mommy.

If she had any brains she'd buy a big chunk of land in Idaho only accessable by helicopter and live there until we've all forgot about her a few months later. Then she could work on herself long and hard without people snapping pictures of her every moment.

I wonder if anybody has an official gambling website so I can lay down some money on when or how she'll blow up. I say one week after her album is released she will snap and either try to kill K-Fed, a paparazzi, or herself.

Posted at 11:29AM on Oct 5th 2007 by Mr. Hater

64. >>>>>>DIRTY LAUNDRY IS A BIG BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THESE SITES MAKE SO MUCH MONEY. IF WE ALL STOPPED CLICKING, THEY WOULD STOP CLICKING - AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. THEY EXIST FOR US. WE ARE THE BOTTOM FEEDERS.

Then what are you doing here? Trying to save us from ourselves? Speak for yourself bottom feeder, I come here to be nasty and evil so I can get it out of my system and be nice to the real people out there in the world that truly matter.

These celebrities are like little ducks in a row that you shoot at with a cork gun. They know what it's like in showbiz, and they chose to be there in the spotlight but yet the odd one will whine about being hounded by paparazzi. If they don't really crave the spotlights on them they should pick up and move to Maine.

A celebrity could do one movie and easily live off that for the rest of their lives and have a pile left over for their kids if they handed it off to someone to invest....I'm sick of hearing these idiots saying 'they need the work' and then crybaby when someone catches them on film with their weiner in some transsexual prostitute's crack on Sunset. Did they not think people are going to be watching them? If they wanted to be discrete, why not be a pig in Oregon where no one's going to notice?

Turn off your capslock too. It makes you look even more unintelligent when you use all capitals. Do we need to tell you this any more?

Posted at 11:42AM on Oct 5th 2007 by Mr. Hater

65. The video of her the other day during the custody hearing was downright scary! She had that look on her face that said "I'm ready for my closeup". She was looking out the window at all the paps and had a dreamy look on her face like she was finally "happy". I agree that she would probably do herself in if the paps leave her. She would then have nothing as she doesn't care about the single she has out, the video coming out, that's just Jive trying to make a buck. She only cares about her drugs and her never-ending love of publicity no matter how bad it may be.

Posted at 11:45AM on Oct 5th 2007 by a Mom

66. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE!!!!! Stop stalking this crazy girl. It is so pathetic that I actually feel bad for the nutcase!

Posted at 11:46AM on Oct 5th 2007 by MyOpinion

67. Who cares what a few psychotic whores write here over and over. It's always the same few haters.

Britney has fans who stand by her, no matter of she is going through a hard time write now.

Britney is Britney and you haters are all LOSERS. The trash you write won't change anything.

Brit will recover but you haters will always be garbage.

Posted at 12:08PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Tina

68. Jeez does everyone need to be on top of her?!?
Why can't she put down the flippin cigarettes so she can drive better?!?
The photogs sound like big dorks.

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Blech

69. Whats with the dog thing already??? Sure hope the dogs are not allowed in restaurants. Is she more attached to the dog or her kids?? Start locking these idiots up already before they kill someone the only way to get their undevided attention is JAIL TIME period and not for jus a hour or couple of days either, she is beyond stupid i& if there was something beyond stupid she would be beyond that too.

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 5th 2007 by annie

70. Micheal Jackson still has his kids need i say more,?

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Tino

71. >>>Who cares what a few psychotic whores write here over and over. It's always the same few haters.

Me. I love to hear what haters say, usually they're the only ones with their heads screwed on straight.

>>>Britney has fans who stand by her, no matter of she is going through a hard time write now.

And why? Her fans are oblivious to what is happening. Britney dances around like and idiot and expects the world to revolve around her and sets a pretty poor example for anyone. Her fans dole out money to support her. Her fans should open their eyes and see what's real and what's not. Nobody with half a brain should idolize this woman.

>>>Britney is Britney and you haters are all LOSERS. The trash you write won't change anything.

Anything except making us laugh and enjoy ourselves. The Britney well wishers don't even have that to claim. They just "blah blah blah we love you Britney!" Do you think anyone enjoys your comments or do they spark intelligent comments? No, they are just wasted keystrokes. PS: Britney probably doesn't read your comments, she's too busy flashing her muffin and driving around from hotel to hotel to sit and figure out the internet.

>>>Brit will recover but you haters will always be garbage.

Britney will never recover. She's blessed with a pile of money that will only serve to make her more crazy. She's the female Michael Jackson....open your eyes.

Posted at 12:24PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Mr. Hater

72. it will be a cold day in hell when i actually read a "smart" comment from a Britney fan... they have no defence left. I mean, the girl ruined her own career... not the pap, not TMZ, not K-fed, no one but her!

she had so so many chances to change her life but would rather go from place to place looking for attention... she has the mind of a 6 year old coke head. is it sad? nope... not anymore. its pathetic!

Anyone who actually thinks she CARES about you defending her is pathedic and needs to move on... there are so many great female musicians that have great lives, write GREAT songs and know how to sing...why cant you see this? why cant you spend your money on someone who appreciates your business?

this girl is spending your hard earned (or your parents) money on coke and pills... way to support her habit idiots!

Posted at 12:37PM on Oct 5th 2007 by death on a cracker

73. Hum! Doesn't going to the bars every night jeopardize her mandatory drug and alcohol test. Wake up Britney or you may never get the kids back!

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Hairdoctor

74. TMZ.....why don't you give this human being a break????
Sometimes you are so hung up on a story, you drive it in the ground.
Are you trying to be the first to report she has committed suicide (because of your reporting )

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Pebble

75. she's got my handbag! i got it at lisa kline - pink hot

Posted at 2:13PM on Oct 5th 2007 by bugaboo

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