Britney and Sis Run for the Border

61. I'm trying to figure out why I would possibly be jealous of a drug-addicted, alcohol-addicted, mocked by everyone who's important in her industry, on the run to hotels for her drug deals, can't ever stay home because that would be too painful for her to just have to sit and look at herself, expose herself constantly girlchild.

Here's a hint for you, Carolyn. Money and looks aren't what matters in life. What matters in life is being a mother. And that mother lost her kids because of all of the above.

Envy her? I wouldn't want to be her in a million years. She has no qualities that are of value to me.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Me

62. A voice goes off in her head: We love Britney, we love Britney!
I can't stand it. Paid bloggers buzzing about in my head. What will I do? What will I do? Pink elephants, paid bloggers! Pink elephants, paid bloggers!

Posted at 12:48PM on Oct 7th 2007 by PAID BLOGGERS SUCK

63. Britney is a skank who really ought to be locked up and taken off our roads TODAY.

Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Carolyn

64. PLEASE overdose......and soon!!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Oct 7th 2007 by cc

65. Carolyn (#53)is a complete retard......IDIOT!!!!!!! Get a clue chick and why your at it...grow up!!!!!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Oct 7th 2007 by K

66. Carolyn obviously wanted to push your buttons. Ignore her.

Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Steph

67. how stupid can 1 girl be ,you better thank god you can sing cause if you couldn't you would be on the streets selling you body.an the picture i've seen of you lady parts you might make enough for a taco, or maybe your sister can loan you a dollar

Posted at 12:52PM on Oct 7th 2007 by dw

68. I THINK LYNNE IS NOTHING BUT A PIMP.

Posted at 1:02PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Brynn

69. #65 hahahahahahahahaha, love it!

Posted at 12:51PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Carolyn's left nut

70. She needs a SIX MONTH program to sober up and clean out so she can think clearly and get her life together. She hasn't hit rock bottom yet.
ROCK BOTTOM IS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CENT TO YOUR NAME, NO CAR, NO JEWELERY, NO HOUSE, NO JOB, NO FRIENDS, ETC!!!
THE WAY SHE IS BEHAVING IT WON'T BE LONG.

Posted at 3:11PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Ski

71. 54. You don't have Britney's money. You are jealous bitch. You don't have a hit record or even millions of hit records like Britney. You have have a mansion or any of her expensive cars. You can't fly anywhere you want or even drive to Taco Bell in a Bentley. Envious much? You don't have her looks or clothes.

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Carolyn
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I may not have Britney's money, but if I did I certainly would not eat at Taco Bell or piss in Quizno's and invite paparrazzi into the room with me.

I may not have a hit record, but if I did it would not be due to lip syncing and having the recording studio overproduce me because I can't sing.

I do not have a mansion, but if I did I wouldn't check into fancy hotels for three days straight that are close to my mansion. I do not have expensive cars, but if I did I wouldn't crash into a parked car and then flee the scene.

I can't fly when I want nor drive a Bentley into a Taco Bell drive through. But why would I go to a Taco Bell in a Bentle?

You are right, I do not have Britney's looks. I am much thinner. And I don't have her clothes, but at least they are not stained with dog poop and fried chicken grease.

Posted at 12:52PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Paid Britney Bloggers out in force!

72. A voice goes off in her head: We love Britney, we love Britney!
I can't stand it. Paid bloggers buzzing about in my head. What will I do? What will I do? Pink elephants, paid bloggers! Pink elephants, paid bloggers! They are all surrounding me with their keyboards chanting their love for dear Britney. There are a million of them I tell you. They have shaved their heads and they are wearing fedoras. Where are my meds? They are taking off their hats and they are full of money.

Posted at 12:54PM on Oct 7th 2007 by PAID BLOGGERS SUCK

73. That's it! I have had enough of this trainwreck! Enough already.

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 7th 2007 by carol

74. That is hilarious!!! It's nice to see her laugh, genuinely!! :)

Give her a break guys, she was out of sorts between seeing her family & all the photogs!

Jeesh! WHO is this vigilanti who is screaming & throwing hot coffee on the photogs lately?? She's crazy, but hey she's a great free bodyguard! lol

Posted at 8:58PM on Oct 7th 2007 by Crazy Fan

75. A serious question... does she really drive at night w/ those sunglasses on or does she just put them on when she stops so that she looks cooler for the cameras?

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 7th 2007 by billy