Heidi's Face Hides Spencer's Schnoz

Attention whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took time off from their busy lives of whatever it is they do -- to make a run to a Los Angeles Target Friday. On the shopping list: a couple dozen copies of the new issue of Cosmo Girl, emblazoned with Miss Montag's mug. *retch*

A suddenly camera-shy Pratt found the issues serve as more than just proof of his "Hills" villain girlfriend's fifteen minutes of fame; they also work well as a paparazzi repellent. Priggish Pratt used the tween mags to fend off his adoring flock. Flock that.



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16. so that who's buying all those issues... This chick's personality is about as real as her boobs.

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 8th 2007 by shane-o

17. Oh god, this is the Target I go to to get away from the wannabe celebs. I guess I am going to have to drive to the f-in Valley now. Thanks Heidi and douchebag!

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Katy

18. Of course he was hiding his face, he probably didn't have his overly large Mr. Ed dentures in. This by far is the UGLIEST magazine cover. Cosmo girl must have been desperate. Those two are just train wrecks. Heidi needed alot more then a nose job, maybe she should think about doing that chin next.

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Dee

19. I'd hide my face to if I were caught out with her...............

Posted at 1:02PM on Oct 8th 2007 by fboy

20. she is ugly as sin. Too bad they dont do like total head implants. lauren looked 1,000 times better on her cover then again lauren didnt pay thousands of dollars to fix her ug mugg either, poor heidi

Posted at 8:08AM on Oct 10th 2007 by wonderland

21. Who really cares about these two dumb asses!! She is sooo f'in ugly.

Posted at 1:06PM on Oct 8th 2007 by TE in SP

22. i thought "attention whores" was a salutation to tmz readers.

Posted at 1:07PM on Oct 8th 2007 by take dat betches

23. why is it that lately spencer looks like a bum... he says he has all this money...he should use that money to buy a stylist he looks sooooo trashy! it's funny that they bought all those magazines... they have NO fans that they have to buy their own products...I'M NOT GOING TO LIE I HAVE TO ADMIT I was going to buy that cosmo girl issue... to use in my kitty litter box but my cat deserves better!!

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Gaby

24. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE LOSERS ANYWAY? Never heard of either of them. By the comments, I am sure that I don't care to either! lol

Posted at 1:22PM on Oct 8th 2007 by good girl

25. Spencer needs to come out of the closet. What a quiff.

Posted at 1:49PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Leigh Ann

26. anyone notice there's no ring on her finger? engagement my ASS.

Posted at 2:47PM on Oct 8th 2007 by tina

27. I thought that was a grandma's hair in back of that mag!!! Looks like an old lady after a day at the beauty "parlor". Ugly, horse-toothed hound!

Posted at 2:13PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Linda9801

28. why such mean comments --she needs to dump spencer so her and lauren can be pals again..lauren was very clingy to her but they seem to care about eachother

Posted at 2:20PM on Oct 8th 2007 by huh

29. Is her ring on her finger

Posted at 2:37PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Barbara Bush

30. does she even realize how stupid all of this is making her look. She has the class of , actually she has no class. I wish she would just GO AWAY

Posted at 2:41PM on Oct 8th 2007 by emo

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