Heidi's Face Hides Spencer's Schnoz

Attention whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took time off from their busy lives of whatever it is they do -- to make a run to a Los Angeles Target Friday. On the shopping list: a couple dozen copies of the new issue of Cosmo Girl, emblazoned with Miss Montag's mug. *retch*

A suddenly camera-shy Pratt found the issues serve as more than just proof of his "Hills" villain girlfriend's fifteen minutes of fame; they also work well as a paparazzi repellent. Priggish Pratt used the tween mags to fend off his adoring flock. Flock that.



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31. He's in love with himself...She's in love with herself...They are NO TALENT WANNA BE'S !!
OH BY THE HEIDI, YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN IS WAY TOO BIG FOR YOUR FAKE FACE !! GO AWAY YOU TWO, YOU'RE TALENTLESS !! YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME WAS UP A LONG LONG TIME AGO AND THAT WAS WHEN YOU SHOWED YOUR TRUE COLORS AS FRIENDS TO NOBODY BUT YOURSELVES !!!!

Posted at 2:54PM on Oct 8th 2007 by cheryl

32. You call them attention whores TMZ but YOU are the ones giving them attention. I RARELY hear about them anywhere else.

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 8th 2007 by HA!

33. It's about time Speckle covers his fugly face. They are nothing but trash!

Posted at 3:32PM on Oct 8th 2007 by tara

34. Has anyone noticed there have been quite a few pictures of Heidi not wearing her engagement ring? She wasn't wearing it for some photo's taken of her at Pure Nightclub recently either. Wonder if there even engaged? Publicity stunt?

Posted at 3:45PM on Oct 8th 2007 by JONNA

35. I LOVE HEIDI!!...SHE JUST HAS A LAME BOY FRIEND!....& SHE'S CUTE...YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!
*************BeLLe********

Posted at 9:52PM on Oct 9th 2007 by belle

36. mtv requires "requires" talent to be out in public, blame mtv, mtv keeps these two on tv

Posted at 6:53PM on Oct 8th 2007 by mbs

37. My definition of IRONY: call someone Attention whores and then make a post of them on your website. Stop posting these nobodies and they will vanish.

Posted at 7:09PM on Oct 8th 2007 by notfamous...yet

38. Why all the mean comments? if you all were so tired of hearing about us you wouldn't keep making all these posts!!! guess you still like seeing us!

Posted at 7:21PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Spencer

39. Jeeze, he loves that beard of his. He has like 3 copies of that magazine. Do we think she's aware he's gay? I just dont get it! It makes sense for attention whores, he'l "come out" Heidi's mouth will slowly open with "shock & disgust" they have feud'l, blah blah blah! She has to know, she cant be THAT stupid. I dont like him.

Posted at 6:05PM on Oct 9th 2007 by Anthony

40. Ok, so- If we can't stand them as much as we do- why do they keep popping up everywhere? Let's stop giving them attention already.

Posted at 7:34PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Jessica

41. Damm no wonder I didn't see any of that ho's cover in stores.....I thought cosmo girl execs came to their senses to pull her off the shelves...but instead they are all stashed in that blue cooler in spencers dads family wagon....Hey thought his dad was a dentist...oh a dental asistant....well that explains the cool ride....

Posted at 8:20PM on Oct 8th 2007 by irod18

42. Stop posting pictures of them, stop writing about them, I could give two farts about these two. I don't even watch The Hills (thank God!) and plan on missing every episode to ever air.

All I know about them is that they like to set up "candid" photo-ops, and probably have to pay the photographer to take their picture. I don't know why they keep getting press, people aren't interested in either of them, they are dull (and please, if Heidi or Spencer is reading this, I beg you: don't even try to make a sex tape)

They aren't entertaining, they are simply another celeb couple trying to pull in as much press as they can and participating in the Hollywood pageant of self-indulgence. I'm over them and uh, TMZ, if only 30-some people have posted to their article on your website, it means people don't care. Clue in: America doesn't care about Heidi and Spencer, we don't relate to them, don't care about them either.

In fact, I pretty much don't care about anyone from The Hills. They can all hang on to Lauren Conrads' fabled and alleged "beef curtains" and disappear to wherever it is useless celebs go to O.D. on botox and painkillers.


Posted at 9:52PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Ryan

43. TMZ...please stop photographing these douche bags! You're messing up my day.

Posted at 11:14PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Sunni

44. Come on TMZ....If you don't talk about them, they'll go away. Help us banish these 2 into oblivion. And a quick comment about Audrina: Since your boyfriend Justin does not have the manners to say hello and respond to any of your friends, why do you bother bringing him around them?? Are you that desperate that you would want to have someone that ill mannered around. If there is no friendship to be developed from him with your existing girlfriends, then keep him AWAY.....

Posted at 9:19AM on Oct 9th 2007 by Lisa-Centereach

45. TMZ, thanks for putting our picture on your website. We will mail you this month's check today. Nice doing business with you.

Posted at 3:59PM on Oct 9th 2007 by Heidi & Spencer

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