Bonaduce -- Ain't Nobody Monkey Humpin' Around!

Danny Bonaduce wants the world to know, he was never monkey humped by Jonny Fairplay before the fateful event which left the "Survivor" star with a serious mouth injury.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday, Fairplay claims he and the former Partridge had engaged in the so-called humping routine twice before. Danny told the "Adam Carolla Show" radio audience today that he's barely said two words to Jonny in his life, let alone monkeyed around with him.

Carolla joked that any tape of Bonaduce and Fairplay proving otherwise would be a smoking gun -- so far, no such tape has surfaced.