TMZ has learned Britney Spears is on her way to court right now. It will be the first case in connection with her divorce and custody battle that she has attended.Stay tuned ...
Britney to Commish -- Howdy!
Celebrity Justice
10/11/2007 4:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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funny, she couldnt make it earlier from all the media attention so she calls them and tells them shes headed over there now. Shes a waste of space.
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Saw some photos on another site (sorry TMZ) that show her in a too short red dress, that's about two sizes too small. She's got the top buttons open and her boobs are practically falling out. She's got on the boots she can't seem to put away lately and her fake Gucci sunglasses. And, from the photo on this site, she's got her hair pulled back, exposing the mess that is her weave. And the best part...NO PANTIES! Hope she shows up to court like this. Hours late and looking like a bag lady. Girls a hot mess.
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CAR KEYES,,CHECK,,,,,PURSE,,,,CHECK,,,GAS IN CAR,,,,,CHECK,,,,TACO BELL, CHECK,,,,PANTIES? OH-OH,,,,,SHE MUST BE SLEEPING OFF HANGOVER,,,LOL
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hey ya'all. what's happening? look judge i am just a teensy bit ticked off right now. that dang
security guard wouldn't let me bring puppy in. i thought everyone knew..puppy is my bff and my new lawyer/agent. puppy is the only one i trust to help me make decisions right now. why just last night i said to puppy..puppy? do you want taco bell or starbucks. puppy didn't even hesitate..he jumped in the car and barked at the starbucks sign. puppy is so smart. i almost forgot that mexican food gives me the runs. would you like to pet my puppy judge.?he is so warm and cuddly. i just had a great idea..you are a judge, right? then can you make a new law that would allow me to take puppy with me everywhere? i am really getting tired of people telling me it is not sanitary to take dogs into eating establishments. as if puppy has any germs. man oh man...i really want to say thanks judge for getting those 2 little rugrats out of my house. what were their names again? jean preston and sayden. they were always trying to touch puppy with their little grubby hands. one of then even tried to pull puppy's tail. but don't worry..i am trying real hard to be resposible and take good care of puppy. why just last night..i was worried that puppy's tan wasn't even and we immediately went to a tanning booth. boy i can't wait for christmas...i have already picked puppy out a beautiful new diamond collar..and a matching diamond tiara of course! now wait just a minute judge...why are you getting so mad? late...please...i am not late. you ought to know the party never starts until i arrive! and besides..i had a real hard time deciding what to wear. first i got dressed with panties...then i had to start all over without panties. then i had to decide on what sunglasses to wear. i was just about ready to leave when puppy had a tiny little accident all over the paper i had written down what courtroom i was supposed to be in. poor puppy was very upset about his accident so i had to take him to starbucks on the way for some coffee. puppy really loves coffee. have you noticed how puppy and i are both so cute and adorable? man, i sure do love my puppy.
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The court is in a real bad place. It took children from a drug free mother. All based on balony ! The children were never in danger. Allred and her out of work client, who can not hear or see should be tested for drugs! Fedex just looking for more money ! He does not even visit his other children he made a few years ago. $$$$$$$$ All Nuts!
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ding dang ya'll...i thought it was Japan time. That's another big opps I did it again! ding dang in the pootie tang.
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she is not going much with her career anymore so what better way to get attention then to do s-t-u-p-i-d things such as she does and leaves her self wide open for the s*** to hit the fan.....maybe her mother should have been a mother to her rather then trying to get her rich and famous and she wouldn't be in the mess's that she is in right now.....
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