For just pennies a day, you can save United Nations Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie. 
Angie picked up her adorably mohawked munchkin Maddox from school yesterday, looking a turkey sandwich shy of weighing the same as the boy. She skulked into his tony French preschool to retrieve him, as her stilt stems jutted out of a pencil skirt. She should've stayed for snack time!
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(Page 3 of 5) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHaving sex with her would be like screwing a knot-hole on a 2x4..gees Brad, how can you stand that??? major Yuck!
I do think it's interesting that in all these "spontaneous" "everyday" pap photos, she has this mysterious, hesitant, "Mona-Lisa" smile, as if she is smiling secretly to herself, as if, secretly, she likes it. She actually likes all the attention. Too bad her kids will never be given the choice for themselves whether or not they like it, too.
She does not look that bad! She doesn't have bones protruding from her face or rib cage. Look how full her face is. She's always had a full face. She obviously still has boobs, even if they were implants. Interesting sweat stains on her pits: Usually, she's more put together than that.
WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY:
Re: Anonymous
Surely you jest. "Full in the face"?? From that side pic - her jaw resembles Jay Leno's. Skin in stretched tightly across those cheekbones. She is developing a horse head because of her withering frame.
When was the last time anyone saw her in a bathing suit, or any other "outfit" that would show off her "rib cage"? She's always had the boobs - but I bet they'd hang down to her bony knees without the support of an underwire bra.
ANOREXIA IS NOT A GOOD LOOK. FOR THOSE THAT THINK IT IS, YOU MUST BE ANA MEMBERS YOURSELVES. GET A GRIP, AND A BURGER.
OMG!, She relly needs to have some food!, look at!, she looks as Nicole Richie before preggo!...poor Angelina!...
How much u wanna bet Pitt cheats on her just like Becks cheated on Posh while he was in Spain. Sexiest woman in the world. Yea right, maybe if you get turned on by the sight of exposed ribs and a nice and sexy bony pelvis.
Hey skeletor. Your movies suck, and your activism makes me puke. You are such a self absorbed narcissistic no talent wench.
Brad probably dreams every night about holding Jen's warm and healthy body instead of this bag of bones.
To all who think Angelina is so thin because she is grieving her mother's death: it is guilt, not grief. Could anyone explain why she chose to hide in Namibia, rather than spending more time with her sick mom?
To her brother, who had suggested that she can't eat because she feels bad about all the hungry people out there: dude, did you hear about the $100,000 per month she pays to LIVE where the US Presidents only STAY. No guilt there, ha?
all pitt and jolie are is two sinners and adulters. i wouldn't give a dollar to either one of them!!
It's sad when women are so vinctive and vicious against another woman because of envy. Have you seen her in old photos that's not during tomb Raider period? She has always been skinny, but with great boobs. Angie is not considered sickly skinny anywhere else except USA because we have all these fat people. Overweight folks account for most of our health cost. Instead of going crazy over Angie who is beautiful inside and out, be more concerned about over 25% percent of Americans who have a serious health issues because they are overweight.
Her hair is probably falling out. I think she now uses hair pieces not only for movie events, but every day. The bulge at the back of her head appears to be a clip-in hair extension piece. When she goes to big events it is quite noticeable, because there is so much more hair ...
I am sick and tired of people bringing up alleged affair between Angie and Brad when there is no actual proof to back that up. First, all parties involved (Jen, Brad, and Angie) stated that there was no affair. Second, Jen actually claimed in her interview she considered Brad single when they filed for a divorce, hence Jen started dating Vince during her separation. Third, Billy Bob has stated that he was not engaged to Laura Dern when he got together with Angie. In fact, Billy Bo was actually married with small kids when he hooked up with Laura Dern. Subsequently after breaking up drom Billy Bo, Laura Dern, then went after Ben Harper who was married and his wife had just given birth. Finally, even if it's true about the affair, why haven't you guys said same horrible things to Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Paul Newman and Joanna Woodward, and numerous other celebrities who actually had affairs.
anon you have no right making remarks about overweight people. someday you may be that way yourself. an d istill say all of you who approve of pitt andjolie living together and not married are sinning just like they are. you bunch of over-zealous idolizers of sin!!
WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY:
LMAO - "ANON" aka ANONYMOUS
It's sad when women are so vinctive?? wtf? You mean "VINDICTIVE"??
Skinny ass ANA - get yourself some help and eat a donut. And mental help, get that too.
"JOAN" too bad - be sick and tired. We are discussing Whorelina, not anyone else. Aside from Whorelina being anorexic, she is a coniving, manipulative, man stealing bitch. Deal with it. Check out JustJared - allll the brangeloonies congregate there.
Thank you, Joan!
Gonna Hurl Gurl - Since when can one person steal a man or woman who wasn't ready gone anyway?!? Sorry. Unless someone was a fly on the wall of Jen and Brad's bedroom, they don't know what went on in that relationship.

















