Save Angelina!

For just pennies a day, you can save United Nations Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie.

Angie picked up her adorably mohawked munchkin Maddox from school yesterday, looking a turkey sandwich shy of weighing the same as the boy. She skulked into his tony French preschool to retrieve him, as her stilt stems jutted out of a pencil skirt. She should've stayed for snack time!




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31. Re: Anonymous

Surely you jest. "Full in the face"?? From that side pic - her jaw resembles Jay Leno's. Skin in stretched tightly across those cheekbones. She is developing a horse head because of her withering frame.
When was the last time anyone saw her in a bathing suit, or any other "outfit" that would show off her "rib cage"? She's always had the boobs - but I bet they'd hang down to her bony knees without the support of an underwire bra.
ANOREXIA IS NOT A GOOD LOOK. FOR THOSE THAT THINK IT IS, YOU MUST BE ANA MEMBERS YOURSELVES. GET A GRIP, AND A BURGER.

Posted at 5:46PM on Oct 11th 2007 by GOTTA HURL GIRL

32. OMG!, She relly needs to have some food!, look at!, she looks as Nicole Richie before preggo!...poor Angelina!...

Posted at 11:06PM on Oct 11th 2007 by bettyboop11

33. How much u wanna bet Pitt cheats on her just like Becks cheated on Posh while he was in Spain. Sexiest woman in the world. Yea right, maybe if you get turned on by the sight of exposed ribs and a nice and sexy bony pelvis.

Hey skeletor. Your movies suck, and your activism makes me puke. You are such a self absorbed narcissistic no talent wench.

Posted at 8:23PM on Oct 11th 2007 by Alex Rogers

34. Brad probably dreams every night about holding Jen's warm and healthy body instead of this bag of bones.

To all who think Angelina is so thin because she is grieving her mother's death: it is guilt, not grief. Could anyone explain why she chose to hide in Namibia, rather than spending more time with her sick mom?

To her brother, who had suggested that she can't eat because she feels bad about all the hungry people out there: dude, did you hear about the $100,000 per month she pays to LIVE where the US Presidents only STAY. No guilt there, ha?

Posted at 9:10PM on Oct 11th 2007 by si

35. all pitt and jolie are is two sinners and adulters. i wouldn't give a dollar to either one of them!!

Posted at 9:18PM on Oct 11th 2007 by starlight

36. It's sad when women are so vinctive and vicious against another woman because of envy. Have you seen her in old photos that's not during tomb Raider period? She has always been skinny, but with great boobs. Angie is not considered sickly skinny anywhere else except USA because we have all these fat people. Overweight folks account for most of our health cost. Instead of going crazy over Angie who is beautiful inside and out, be more concerned about over 25% percent of Americans who have a serious health issues because they are overweight.

Posted at 9:22PM on Oct 11th 2007 by anon

37. Her hair is probably falling out. I think she now uses hair pieces not only for movie events, but every day. The bulge at the back of her head appears to be a clip-in hair extension piece. When she goes to big events it is quite noticeable, because there is so much more hair ...

Posted at 9:24PM on Oct 11th 2007 by hair?

38. I am sick and tired of people bringing up alleged affair between Angie and Brad when there is no actual proof to back that up. First, all parties involved (Jen, Brad, and Angie) stated that there was no affair. Second, Jen actually claimed in her interview she considered Brad single when they filed for a divorce, hence Jen started dating Vince during her separation. Third, Billy Bob has stated that he was not engaged to Laura Dern when he got together with Angie. In fact, Billy Bo was actually married with small kids when he hooked up with Laura Dern. Subsequently after breaking up drom Billy Bo, Laura Dern, then went after Ben Harper who was married and his wife had just given birth. Finally, even if it's true about the affair, why haven't you guys said same horrible things to Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Paul Newman and Joanna Woodward, and numerous other celebrities who actually had affairs.

Posted at 9:28PM on Oct 11th 2007 by joan

39. She must be an anorexic.

Posted at 12:00AM on Oct 12th 2007 by ...

40. anon you have no right making remarks about overweight people. someday you may be that way yourself. an d istill say all of you who approve of pitt andjolie living together and not married are sinning just like they are. you bunch of over-zealous idolizers of sin!!

Posted at 12:11AM on Oct 12th 2007 by starlight

41. LMAO - "ANON" aka ANONYMOUS
It's sad when women are so vinctive?? wtf? You mean "VINDICTIVE"??
Skinny ass ANA - get yourself some help and eat a donut. And mental help, get that too.

"JOAN" too bad - be sick and tired. We are discussing Whorelina, not anyone else. Aside from Whorelina being anorexic, she is a coniving, manipulative, man stealing bitch. Deal with it. Check out JustJared - allll the brangeloonies congregate there.

Posted at 2:25AM on Oct 12th 2007 by GONNA HURL GIRL

42. Thank you, Joan!

Gonna Hurl Gurl - Since when can one person steal a man or woman who wasn't ready gone anyway?!? Sorry. Unless someone was a fly on the wall of Jen and Brad's bedroom, they don't know what went on in that relationship.

Posted at 11:29AM on Oct 12th 2007 by Crappola515

43. Who cares about Angie...I was appalled at the papps yelling at the guard about "blocking the shot" and "you can put your hand down". The guard is only doing his job and they were being downright rude. I know Maddox is probably used to this as he didn't seem to even notice being swarmed, but how sad that this is the norm for him and his siblings. Papps, stick to stalking adults and leave the little ones alone. Would you want someone doing this to your children?

Posted at 11:35AM on Oct 12th 2007 by blueskies

44. Re: Crapola

To include Joanne and Paul in the same sentence with the other's is absolute BS. Their marriage has withstood the test of time.
You are correct - we don't know what REALLY happened with Brad and Jen - however Whorelina will take any man/woman when she sees fit. Coincidence Whore and Brad hooked up while filming Mr./Mrs. Smith while he was still married? They can deny they cheated with each other till she gains 50 lbs. - won't happen on either score.
She is a bro macking, bone cracking, drug smacking whore.

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 12th 2007 by GONNA HURL GIRL

45. it just occurred to me, maybe she's doing this for a movie role. I've become a bit worried about her. like, maybe she picked up some nasty parasite from one of those 3rd world countries she plays in.

Posted at 5:16PM on Oct 12th 2007 by dipchitblonde

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