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Save Angelina!

10/11/2007 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

For just pennies a day, you can save United Nations Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie.

Angie picked up her adorably mohawked munchkin Maddox from school yesterday, looking a turkey sandwich shy of weighing the same as the boy. She skulked into his tony French preschool to retrieve him, as her stilt stems jutted out of a pencil skirt. She should've stayed for snack time!


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46.

blueskies    

Who cares about Angie...I was appalled at the papps yelling at the guard about "blocking the shot" and "you can put your hand down". The guard is only doing his job and they were being downright rude. I know Maddox is probably used to this as he didn't seem to even notice being swarmed, but how sad that this is the norm for him and his siblings. Papps, stick to stalking adults and leave the little ones alone. Would you want someone doing this to your children?

2379 days ago
47.

WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY    

Re: Crapola

To include Joanne and Paul in the same sentence with the other's is absolute BS. Their marriage has withstood the test of time.
You are correct - we don't know what REALLY happened with Brad and Jen - however Whorelina will take any man/woman when she sees fit. Coincidence Whore and Brad hooked up while filming Mr./Mrs. Smith while he was still married? They can deny they cheated with each other till she gains 50 lbs. - won't happen on either score.
She is a bro macking, bone cracking, drug smacking whore.

2379 days ago
48.

dipchitblonde    

it just occurred to me, maybe she's doing this for a movie role. I've become a bit worried about her. like, maybe she picked up some nasty parasite from one of those 3rd world countries she plays in.

2378 days ago
49.

Friend    

JOYCE DANELEN IS BEAUTIFUL
CHERYL SHUMAN IS HARASSING JOYCE DANELEN
CHERYL SHUMAN HAS BEEN TURNED IN TO THE FBI
YOUTUBE HAS SUSPENDED CHERYL SHUMAN

2378 days ago
50.

danny    

wow!!! what happened? she was so good looking....
http://www.spymac.com/details?2281247

2378 days ago
51.

mimi    

WOW! get a look at the American (GAY!!) physical ideal!!

2378 days ago
52.

Huh?    

Now this is MY opinion --

I think she picked up something more than just a parasite when she was in Africa, I think she picked up a REAL BIG PARASITE, like AIDS. Also, her lifestyle leads me to believe she could be HIV positive. She was heavy drug user, had sex indiscriminately with men and women, dabbled in blood jewelry, adopted a baby who was very ill when she was born and was first believed to be HIV positive, plus the mother died from AIDS. Jolie also lived and gave birth in Africa. She is sickly thin. I hope she doesn't have this horrible illness, but like I said in the beginning of this post, it's my opinion.

2378 days ago
53.

LaughingatBrangelina    

I agree with the post by Marlo #48 --
Something seems seriously wrong physically with Angelina and I had been wondering about the AIDS connection too, per her history.

2378 days ago
54.

WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY    

Lisa 38

Jen - being the mature and respectful woman that she is, has kept the reasons why they split quiet (was only their business). IF he cheated on her with that trifling hag and he is unhappy now, well too bad so sad. Bitch made his bed. I personally am inclined to believe he did cheat.
And yes it is nice to remember them together when they were happy - they certainly did complement one another. Two beautiful blond, toned, tanned hotties!
Now I only hope that he may be thinking the grass WAS NOT greener on the other side - and he could go back - just wishful thinking on my part!

2377 days ago
55.

no doubt    

Maddox is on the move again and has yet to find out which school he'll be transferred to. The loving mom AJ and dad BP are done shooting their movies in New York and so they packed his school stuff and leave. Poor kids, there is no stability. No permanent address. As skeletal as she is sow is she going to take care of her kids. She needs to feed herself like a full meal five times a day. she looks so sick.

2377 days ago
56.

sidney    

I really can't stomach this woman anymore. She collects children from around the world to portray herself as kind and loving, when we have children and adults in this country with nothing, she constantly feels the need to refer to "mommy & Daddy time" to the press because she really is insecure with Brad. She uses those kids just like she uses him, to reinvent herself and get her career going again. Eat a cheeseburger and ponder how you can make a real difference, starting with the children in OUR country that go without.

2376 days ago
57.

MARE    

Give her a break...Yes I even thinks she needs to fed some hearty meals. She is a very fast paced woman and does eat properly and exercise, but you must take into concideration what she does. SHE HELPS THE WORLD, PEOPLE!!! Think of what she sees within her humanitarian efforts. If It were Me I would be that skinny too. Don't look at the outer person, Look within. Looks me nothing.

2376 days ago
58.

Shelly    

FOR GOD SAKE, THE GIRL LOST HER MOTHER FROM TERMINAL CANCER THIS YEAR, AND THAT WAS HER ONLY PARENT (since her "sperm-donor" of a so-called "father" doesn't count, since he is obviously mentally ill, and she was smart to kick him to the curb, and should never have let him into her life at all as an adult, after he abandoned her and her mother when Angie was a child).

Some people pig-out and get fat when they have a major loss in their life, and others LOSE WEIGHT from the stress/sadness related to the loss of that loved one (and the death of ones mother is a HUGE loss, particularly when it's a single-mother, and the daughter was as close to her as Angie was, her entire life!).

LEAVE HER ALONE! She is thin BY NATURE, and the loss of her mother -- her ONLY PARENT, whom she was VERY CLOSE TO -- Has made her weigh a little less than her normal, natural weight.

If she was one of those people who GAINS weight when they are under stress, or suffer the death of a close loved one -- YOU WOULD BE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW FAT SHE IS. Angelina is a woman with a huge heart, and she has grace and style -- She is the ANTITHESIS (THE TOTAL OPPOSITE) of Britney, who is fat, vulgar, and only cares about herself.

There is nothing negative anyone can think of to say about Angelina, so they have to attack her for losing a little weight and being slimmer than usual because her only parent who she was so close to, tragically died this year? Are you KIDDING ME???

2375 days ago
59.

Shelly    

Angelina was very close to her mother, who tragically died from Cancer. That was her ONLY parent, because her father abandoned she and her mother when Angie was a small child, and when she became successful, and won an Oscar, he re-entered her life, only to betray her with totally sick and inappropriate statements to the media, indicating he is mentally ill, and just wanted to get publicity off of his own daughter, suddenly when she became a star.

Some people pig-out when they suffer the stress connected with losing their only parent/loved one. Others, like Angelina, tend to lose some weight. LEAVE HER ALONE. IF SHE WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO PIG-OUT UNDER STRESS, YOU WOULD ALL BE ATTACKING HER FOR GETTING A FAT BUTT.

This woman has style, grace, and she uses her star power FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY, and not only that -- She has adopted and saved lives, while most of you choose to be "breeders" and keep producing kids, when you probably can't even raise ONE properly -- and while others who are already here on this earth, languish, unwanted by the likes of you people, in Orphans Homes all over the world -- Not that you'd care, because you don't do ANYTHING to help them. All you can do is ATTACK two people who ARE helping the unwanted kids: Angelina and Brad!

The woman is a humanitarian, with style and grace, and she wears underwear, and wears clothes that actually cover her body. She is not some fat, slovenly, no-class, negligent, unkempt, nudist like that nutbag, Britney. So there is nothing bad to say about Angelina -- So you attack her for losing some weight because she endured a huge heartbreak this year, when her MOTHER DIED OF CANCER?!!! Jesus H. Christ -- Get a life! THE WOMAN IS A HUMAN BEING AND HER ONLY PARENT, WHO SHE WAS VERY CLOSE TO, DIED.

At least she isn't looking LIKE A FAT BLIMP, acting LIKE A SELFISH SLUT, NEGLECTING HER KIDS, DOING DRUGS, SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS, DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE and dressing like a NO-CLASS FIVE DOLLAR HOOKER WHO CAN'T AFFORD PANTIES -- LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS DOES EVER INCREASINGLY, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!

2375 days ago
60.

lil'T    

c'mon now..her leg is as fat as my baby brother's arm..jesus..SAVE ANGELINA

2375 days ago
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