Amy Winehouse Sucks

Her Royal Highness Amy Winehouse, Duchess of Messingham enjoyed an afternoon stroll through London, while trying to open a bottle with her mouth. So that's how she keeps her teeth in such tip-top shape!

Sporting her signature Loretta Lynn weaved monstrosity, the 24-year-old roamed the streets on Thursday in all her tatted and bruised glory.

What a Lady!



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61. I bet she smells!!

Posted at 10:29AM on Oct 13th 2007 by C

62. all you people are so mean. Amy is talented, real, and beautiful in her own way. Stop the hate and stop worrying about how often she bathes. It's none of your business. And she can do whatever she wants to with her mouth. You might think she's skanky but shes a real girl with real feelings and I love her for that.

Posted at 8:03PM on Oct 13th 2007 by stnedhswfe

63. Hi Amy,

My sister saw you registered on millionaire as a celebrity and saw several pics there. Are you there ?

Posted at 10:58AM on Oct 14th 2007 by Charles

64. Damn looks like this woman dos not take her daily showers let alone once veryy two days or every 5 days. That is so disgusting. She is ugly and looks like a homeless person.

Posted at 11:21PM on Oct 14th 2007 by Go with the Flow!

65. Aww noo there are bruises up her neck, chest and on her face and arm - looks covered up with make-up on her face - oh and btw that kind of bottle has an opener that you can just squirt into the mouth - usually opened with the teeth, maybe caught just before she tipped her head back lol! Why on earth is such a thing big news!!! Amy has amazing talent... I detect domestic violence has made her the way she is right now, she would do absolutely anything for her guy... Personal life removed she is a superstar and the tops on my list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:55PM on Oct 16th 2007 by justathought

66. She may be self-destructive, but she's got a voice similar to Billie Holiday, with possibly a little more range. Note to Baptists: get off your damn high horse!

Posted at 11:18AM on Oct 23rd 2007 by Greghard

67. I like Amy...love LORETTA...but I guess the bee-hive hair style that the sub title was referring to is to circa 1964 when Loretta doned a stylish bee-hive hear style...albeit it was combed and very sophisticated for the period. Guess Amy is utilizing creative license with her adaptation.
BTW...saw Loretta in concert recently and she hasn't worn the bee hive in forty years.

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Anunrey

68. Enjoy making fun of her while you can. Chances are she will be dead within the next 5 years.

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 2nd 2007 by AlGore

69. ew now she is hideous.. she never looks good. she is always wearing that ratty hairdo and her makeup is wack. this girl needs a makeover!

Posted at 7:48PM on Nov 2nd 2007 by someone help this girl

70. What a hottie! She's everything a guy could want in a freaky girlfriend. She's a regular space cadet with a great 'doo and an excellent judge of character. Did you catch her performance on the awards? Truly a fine example of current talent. She ready to flame out and dissolve into a million pickled pieces and people pay money to watch it happen. She wouldn't be famous unless we paid attention to her. Why else would she need to use her "signature beehive" as probably the only person in the world sporting one? Just another example of life imitating art.

Posted at 11:48PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Spazmoid

71. to those of you yanks that dont understand english english, which is majority of you , amy whinehouse is a very talanted soulsinger but not in the gospel american tradition... she is also a completed cokehead, junkie, and drunk. even her father is asking for the public not to buy her records cos she is so out of her head there was a time they thought she was a goner . she is married to a man who is currently in prison for trying to pervert the course of justice in a trial . its called perjury over here in the uk and you get locked up and they throw the key away if you get convicted..this man is going down ... his wife amy is lost without him but he is the worst thing that could have happened to her.. for some odd reason, you yanks actually like her music and get her musically. what you dont get is the behaviour..which doesnt go down well here but we dont like our celebs to be as bleached and dim as you do.. a bit of individuality is allowed over here but not as much as this!!. so, lilly allen can get away with a big mouth but since she is knocked up right now. her stomach is going to get bigger than her mouth and thats saying something..

Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by noyankhere

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