Britney Bails on Dancer Auditions -- Again!

61. TMZ when will you ever tell a BRITNEY story without having to twisted the story so it sounds worse than it is. yes SHE CANCEL due to PINK EYE. which is contagious. it's been postpone till Monday.

Posted at 5:39PM on Oct 12th 2007 by SHAME

62. I for one would LOVE to see a Britney Spears tour. Think of all the wonderful opportunities for Britney. An opportunity to drink. An opportunity to drug. An opportunity to fall off the stage........ y'all....

Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 12th 2007 by hey - i hope it happens

63. Well let's see if Britney Pink-Eye manages to keep her contagious self home tonight, or if she just has to spread the joy around town. Hmmm, I wonder how many of the paparazzi have pink eye too?

Posted at 5:46PM on Oct 12th 2007 by gena

64. Because #60 Stan Still, it's easier to pronounce than Pink-Eye Pink-Eye Pink-Eye!

Posted at 5:48PM on Oct 12th 2007 by xavier

65. Maybe she can get a job on the Food Network...pass the pork .

Posted at 6:01PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Maria

66. I remember when moms used to take their daughters to see a Britney Spears concert.

Okay, okay - you can see where I'm going with this already, can't you? lol

Posted at 5:51PM on Oct 12th 2007 by hooded

67. DEAR MS PINK EYE: PLEASE KEEP YOUR CONTAGIOUS ARSE HOME TONIGHT. THANK YOU.

Posted at 5:53PM on Oct 12th 2007 by MalibuMom

68. She's depressed. She had a bad husband. She has to go to court. She has pink eye. She's allergic to panties. ETC.

You know what else she has? Millions of dollars, thousands of second chances, and an army of people at her disposal. Boo f'n hoo. My baby's mama did it on welfare and didn't complain once (for fear of getting a beating).

Dumb bitch...welcome to the real world.

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 12th 2007 by excuses galore

69. Hey all of you losers bleating that Britney only canceled because of Pink eye.

Wanna take me up on that fact she'll be out and about in public tonight with that Pink Eye?

Incredible the morons who suck her butt.

Posted at 5:57PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Boner

70. Well did u think maybe Britnay has post partam depression....You know you can get that after haveinga baby and plus her marriage was failing,and she is going through all the signs..So why dont everybody stop judgeing Britnay and leave her alone...

Posted at 12:30AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Geraldine

71. ARREST THE BITCH - INDECENT EXPOSURE. Guys can't do that - they'd be behind bars!

Posted at 6:00PM on Oct 12th 2007 by double standards suck

72. Please Britney - do a tour! Please please please! I missed the MVA Awards comedy starring YOU! We know you have such a strong work ethic; it'd definitely be worth the price of admission. LMAO

Posted at 6:03PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Patti

73. Oh yeah right - like how many parents are gonna fork over a C-note for their kids to go see Britney Spears after all this. Uh huh. And who's gonna open for her? Wayne Newton?

Posted at 6:06PM on Oct 12th 2007 by the tour from hell

74. That poor woman. I feel so sorry for her. If the press would leave her alone for a bit, maybe she would have a chance. I'm not a big fan or anything but I just hate to see someone hounded and dragged through the mud so much. I hope God blesses her.

Posted at 6:10PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Gigi

75. Thank you, excluses galore!

Enough already. She has it better than most of us can dream of financially and yes, EVERYONE has problems. Many MUCH WORSE than hers and those people are what we like to call

EVERY DAY HEROES. They get up and go to work no matter, pay bills for no accolades, take care of their children just because they love 'em and want them to have a good life.

Posted at 6:11PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Now, now