Orlando Bloom Issues a Statement

1. psha he was so drunk and tried to run'

Posted at 2:52PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Key

2. so who the hell is this person anyway ? Is he someone special ?

Posted at 3:48PM on Oct 12th 2007 by bill white

3. Tisk Tisk, another drunk fool behind the wheel. Is he going to serve 2 days in the pokey?

Posted at 2:55PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Tipsey McStagger

4. MINOR?????? NOT!!!!!

Don't believe a word of his statement.

Posted at 2:56PM on Oct 12th 2007 by The DQ

5. MINOR????? NOT!!!!!

Don't believe a word of his statement.

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 12th 2007 by The DQ

6. I'd still do him

Posted at 2:02AM on Oct 13th 2007 by shonda

7. It doesn't look like he'll serve any time in jail. It seems that the police have given up, and just say that he wasn't drunk. He's jucky he's not Keifer Sutherland. He'll probably check in to jail, and walk right out though.

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 12th 2007 by YNOT

8. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!

WHO WILL BE NEXT??????????? MY BET IS ON HAYDEN PANETIERRIE!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Oct 12th 2007 by AM NOT YOUR BITCH, BITCH.

9. these people never learn

Posted at 3:02PM on Oct 12th 2007 by cj

10. right....right...right...........

he called for help right away...........


right ........right.........right..............



you mean after he tried to leave the scene..... pap. had to remind him to go back or face more charges........he goes back.......... and not til about 5 min later does he call 911.....after a bystander yells "SOMEONE CALL 911" because the passenger was bleeding profusely!!!!!!!



right...............

Posted at 4:10PM on Oct 12th 2007 by sara

11. A fractured neck not serious? No alcohol test? No drug test? Trying to walk away from an accident? Maybe there are two different justice systems in Los Angeles?

Posted at 3:03PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Larry

12. It's not an exclusive when everyone else gets it, you dingbats.

Posted at 12:10PM on Nov 6th 2007 by Sasha

13. HE should face charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show the cops the footage of him club hopping and car hopping and of them acting totally out of it............and then driving away after been seen drinking and taking shots!!!!!!!!!!!


Show them!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Oct 12th 2007 by sara

14. "Orlando Bloom, who was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was seriously injured." (Orlando Bloom, who was acting like a crackhead last night, is grateful that no charges have been filed...yet.)

"Bloom called for help immediately following the incident." (On the wise advice of the paps told him that fleeing down the street leaving his "dear friend" bleeding at the scene was not the best move.)

"He spent last night at the hospital to be with his childhood friend who sustained a minor neck injury." (The hospital had lots of coffee on hand to hasten Orlando's major "drunk injury.")

"He is thankful that emergency services arrived so quickly and that the ER staff at Cedars Sinai took such good care of his friend." (And he pays us well to write this drivel. Ka-ching!)

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Fiona

15. He wasn't even driving. The other drunk girl was.

Posted at 3:10PM on Oct 12th 2007 by peppa