Hottest Videos -- Week of 10/7

16. Reality is a concept people like Spears, Lohan, Hilton and company just don't understand. To feel complete they need to saturate the media with their ridiculous and sometimes mundane exploits. Unfortunately, this is what it takes for mediocre talents to have a career.

Britney - a studio-made singer, who used to be able to dance. She'll never sing live out of fear of discovery.

Lohan - mediocre actress who peaked at 12

Hilton - absolutely talentless, and to add insult to injury - uneducated and ignorant.

All three clearly don't know right from wrong, stupidly believing they are above the law.

Others:
Hayden Panettiere - save your money. You're a type-cast cheerleader who can barely act. Try modeling as you have a pretty face. You'll never win an award for your acting.

Nicole Richie - glad to see you appear to be getting your life on track. I hope you suceed in your quest for quiet normalcy. You absolutely glow during your pregancy and look healthy. Please never go back to your old ways. Prove to the three idiots above, they too can find a way out of the idiocy that are their existences.

Lauren Conrad - who the heck are you? The Hills? Who actually watches that trash? Get a part in a real movie and show us if you can really act.

Angelina Jolie - just plain ick, but damn, she can act.

Jennifer Aniston - likable but at times made out to be pathetic by the media. Can she act? Barely. She peaked with Friends.

Jennifer Lopez - Can't sing, can't act - but has amazing business skills. If you are preggers with twins, GET OFF THE TOUR! If you had problems conceiving, and you did conceive twins - you are a high risk pregnancy. The well-being of your unborn child(ren) should be your NUMBER ONE priority, not your latest CD. It's not like you need the money. Is it that you are insecure and need the adoration of fans? Pathetic.

Rosie O'Donnell - Get the counseling you so obviously need. You give lesbians a bad name. You are one angry, bitter, delusional person. It's a shame because you can do so much good supporting lesbian rights. Lead by Ellen DeGeneres's example - she's amazing!

TO THE EXPLOITIVE PARENTS OF ANY OF THE YOUNG WOMEN MENTIONED ABOVE: get a real job and quit leeching off your children. You didn't/don't provide them any sense of normalcy or reality because you are living through them. Remember: anything bad that happens to your children is directly or indirectly YOUR FAULT because you didn't raise them right. They needed love and the truth growing up, not dance classes, auditions and careers at twelve. You denied them the normal experiences and allowed them to slut around at clubs at 15 (Paris' parents). The abuse/neglect you allowed/committed in their youth helped make them who they are today. (People we all laugh at, call whores, and for whom we have absolutely no respect and never will)

Recognize mediocre talent for what it is - something that without the media and studio magic would be unmarketable.

Posted at 9:56AM on Oct 13th 2007 by How about a Britney Free Day?

17. class is missing from nearly this entire generation....train wreck #2...the little sister

Posted at 10:01AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Michael

18. Well, it's certainly nice to know that Jamie Lynn (who I've always thought was okay) is just as trashy as her big sister. Of course, this sucks for my 8-year-old daughter who will now no longer be allowed to watch Jamie Lynn on "Zoey 101."

Posted at 10:05AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Kitty

19. They should have done more than said "shut up bitch." Someone should have punched her lights out. Britney has the right, as we all do, to go where she wants......this is America you know! Way to go little sis.....you have my respect.

Posted at 10:25AM on Oct 13th 2007 by jds45

20. How can this smelly ho be worth 5 seconds of anyone's time? I wouldn't want her in my neighborhood either.

Posted at 10:25AM on Oct 13th 2007 by hedidit

21. Jaime Spears jumped in - and about 100 paparazzi. Since when are photographers supposed to become a part of any story? That's when it became closer to a mob action scene. Britney can go wherever she wants & do as she pleases, so long as she doesn't lay a hand on anyone. Any other citizen is supposed to have that same right without being cursed at by members of the media. The paparazzi were way out of line.

Posted at 10:45AM on Oct 13th 2007 by paparazzi not bodyguards

22.
Put on some underwear

warsh that nasty weave or take it out

stay at home

quite drinking

take a shower

Posted at 10:47AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Granny

23. Jamie Lynn is becoming a foul-mouthed redneck like her sis... not good. I love how the paparazzi all defended Britney and told the lady to shut up. You know, I think Britney and the paps have kind of become a family because they spend so much time together, they talk to her like they know her personnally, and in a way, they do, I mean, once you've seen someone's cooch, you pretty much know the person. I think Britney loves the paps so much because she knows that if they stop following her around everywhere, it means she's no longer a celebrity. The paps make her feel important, I guess.

Posted at 10:53AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Laury

24. omg did u see that little girl paparazzi at 1:41!!!! thts rly weird and messed up

Posted at 11:04AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Weird...

25. I just watched that video and it's scary. I've never seen so many desperate photographers who get right in these people's faces and expect them to be pleasant. It's a shame that one of these camera cretins are not followed like celebrities are. Wouldn't it be interesting to have 50 people stick cameras in one of the photograph prostitutes while they go about their business. Those two couldn't even get out of the car, walk 50 feet without having someone shove a camera in their face. Must be a slow newsday to resort to stalking two women.

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Katherine

26. why the hell are there swear words beeps? this isnt nbc - leave the beeps out!

Posted at 11:19AM on Oct 13th 2007 by fast eddie

27. I agree with random woman on the street. Nobody wants your drama brought to their front step Britney. Because you allow your life to be hell, doesn't mean you have the right to make everybody else around you miserable.

Posted at 11:22AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Jo

28. Nobody tells the photohogs where Brit is going to be - they stake out her house and follow her every move. I think her lil sis was right on by taking up for her sister--- thats what familys are suppose to do. Brit just tries to go about her business the best she can. I wish she would wear some draws though!!!!!!

Posted at 11:35AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Che55

29. This footage was taken in Bel Air, not Malibu. Another fine example of TMz's professional jounalism. If you look, you can see she passes right next too the Pets Of Bel Air store. Misspelled words and incorrect infomation. I see it constantly on your site.

Posted at 11:42AM on Oct 13th 2007 by Vikki

30. Yeah, but you can't forgive that crazy woman pushing Jamie. Check out the photos on the Celebslap website. And, don't forget to read the comments, if you'd like to know who that woman is. ;)

Posted at 1:18PM on Oct 13th 2007 by madport