Britney Wants YOU for Some Ding Dang Dancin'!

1. What are they gonna call it? So You Think You Can Be A JackAss?

Posted at 8:02AM on Oct 15th 2007 by The Monkey Zone

2.

Perfect = another non event to get more publicity!

Posted at 8:02AM on Oct 15th 2007 by W

3. Of course it's our daily or should I say hourly Britney report. She's already tryed this once but changed her mind, old news. But I sure we'll find out what she going to do in the next hour!!!

Posted at 8:13AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Lenn K.

4. Hot sun beating down
Burning my feet just walking around.

Hot sun making me sweat
gators getting close, hasnt got me yet

I cant dance, I cant talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I cant dance, I cant sing
Im just standing here selling everything.

Posted at 8:21AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Stoopit

5. And will she show? NO. She will just clog up streets with tons of jackasses trying to see Britney. Good plan!

Posted at 8:23AM on Oct 15th 2007 by skeptical

6. NOTICE: To audition, just show up 3 hours late, after most everyone is pissed off at no-show brit, and, when she finally shows you'll be the only one left, you'll be a shoe-in!

Posted at 8:28AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Stoopit

7. TMZ when are you going to tell a true story..... and give Britney a break from all the lie you tell about her Perhaps if you did she might give you the time of day...... X17online.com has the right man for the job as they always get the real story..... She bought a Timbaland CD not Timberlake (or is that just your spelling intelligence) - oh wait she didn't even buy it a pap did..... Tell the truth and you might get a story.....!!!

Posted at 8:31AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Rhonda

8. I'm sure she'll show up for this - it is important after all... It's not like it's court or something!

Posted at 8:31AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Mrs. Harvey Levin

9. TMZ let's see if you will be.... Maybe if you can dance she would give you another chance cause you can't get a story straight.... If you believe anything on this sight you can consider yourself a gossiper....

Posted at 8:35AM on Oct 15th 2007 by Rhonda

10. this is good. she might find some interesting ones

Posted at 8:53AM on Oct 15th 2007 by crymeariver

11. Another attention seeking ploy of hers--I am sure she knows plenty of good choreography dancers from the past but---they all probably quit and got tired of waiting hours upon hours for her to show up--if she did at all. This means more time away from her precious toddler boys--doubt once the tour gets started that she will even spend the one supervised night a week with them that the court gave her. What a loser!!!!!

Posted at 8:46AM on Oct 15th 2007 by nonnie

12. Thanx - We may just stop by

Posted at 8:51AM on Oct 15th 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

13. yeah its open cause she wont be there, just go to star bucks - or taco bell

Posted at 8:58AM on Oct 15th 2007 by over her

14. Are we gonna get more than 37 people to show up this time? Is that why she cracked the gates open - so the adoring masses could flood in?

Posted at 9:18AM on Oct 15th 2007 by BarbraK

15.
she is way too messed up to do a tour so its all for nothing anyway.

Posted at 9:20AM on Oct 15th 2007 by aLI