If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

Posted Oct 16th 2007 2:19PM by TMZ Staff

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!


On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.

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1. What if zombies attack ???

Posted at 2:33PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Fridgeee

2. I hate how everything is going right now...Im glad a black man and woman are running for President. Things will look better now.

Posted at 2:36PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Chris

3. 2nd i think

Posted at 2:37PM on Oct 16th 2007 by jessica

4. Actually, if Aliens attack, Rudy's plan will be to issue the Alien's the same crappy two-way radios the NY Firefighters had that prevented them from getting hearing the call to evacuate the towers on 9/11 and caused uneccesary deaths.

And I'm sure if the Alien's are killed, we'll look for their bodies - until every last one is found! Of course we may have to call off the search - for safety reasons, the day after we uncover huge underground vaults of Swiss gold.

Ooops, that's not really my plan, that's just what I did after 9/11.

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0732,barrett,77463,6.html/6

Posted at 2:39PM on Oct 16th 2007 by The Voice of Reason

5. Where's Matt's publicist now???

You're slackin' Dude!

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Daisy Duke

6. RUDY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
RUDY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
I LIVED IN NEW YORK AND I WITNESSED FIRST HAND HOW RUDY CHANGED THE STATE FOR THE BETTER

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 16th 2007 by j

7. To #6 leave the crack alone. You must have forgotten how bad he was to the city before he became "America's Mayor"

Posted at 2:49PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Rated R

8. ....Rudy was on his way out of office with lots of controversy....his "career" was only saved cause of 9/11...that is the ONLY reason he is around!!!!!!!!!!!!!....can't wait for President Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

9. Matt Damon

Posted at 2:55PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Matt Damon

10. i just love the guy that post Matt Damon on every freaking thread!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2280695

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 16th 2007 by robbyrob

11. rudy for president!!!!!
rudy for president!!!

Posted at 3:20PM on Oct 16th 2007 by jeff

12. To comment # 7 you got it wrong it was a hell hole before Rudy got in he cleaned up the
mess of Kock and Dinkins yes I was here for all three fools !!!!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 16th 2007 by chris

13. rudy is garbage

Posted at 3:23PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Logo Designers

14. ...#13...he did clean things up...but by the time he was to be leaving he was tanking bigtime...he literally got saved by 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Oct 16th 2007 by me

15. That pretty much sums it up of how much republicans are in touch with reality.

Posted at 3:34PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Uma

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