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If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

10/16/2007 3:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!


On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.

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HaterOne    

I hate how everything is going right now...Im glad a black man and woman are running for President. Things will look better now.

2562 days ago
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TheONE    

What if zombies attack ???

2562 days ago
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jessica    

2nd i think

2562 days ago
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Tony    

Actually, if Aliens attack, Rudy's plan will be to issue the Alien's the same crappy two-way radios the NY Firefighters had that prevented them from getting hearing the call to evacuate the towers on 9/11 and caused uneccesary deaths.

And I'm sure if the Alien's are killed, we'll look for their bodies - until every last one is found! Of course we may have to call off the search - for safety reasons, the day after we uncover huge underground vaults of Swiss gold.

Ooops, that's not really my plan, that's just what I did after 9/11.

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0732,barrett,77463,6.html/6

2562 days ago
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Dawn Day    

Where's Matt's publicist now???

You're slackin' Dude!

2562 days ago
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j    

RUDY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
RUDY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
I LIVED IN NEW YORK AND I WITNESSED FIRST HAND HOW RUDY CHANGED THE STATE FOR THE BETTER

2562 days ago
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just wondering    

....Rudy was on his way out of office with lots of controversy....his "career" was only saved cause of 9/11...that is the ONLY reason he is around!!!!!!!!!!!!!....can't wait for President Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2562 days ago
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Rated R    

To #6 leave the crack alone. You must have forgotten how bad he was to the city before he became "America's Mayor"

2562 days ago
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skinpy    

That pretty much sums it up of how much republicans are in touch with reality.

2562 days ago
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Logo Designers    

rudy is garbage

2562 days ago
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Matt Damon    

Matt Damon

2562 days ago
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robbyrob    

i just love the guy that post Matt Damon on every freaking thread!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2280695

2562 days ago
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jeff    

rudy for president!!!!!
rudy for president!!!

2562 days ago
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chris    

To comment # 7 you got it wrong it was a hell hole before Rudy got in he cleaned up the
mess of Kock and Dinkins yes I was here for all three fools !!!!!

2562 days ago
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st    

No one noticed that he said he changed the STATE for the better. Wasnt he just mayor?

2562 days ago
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