Richard Simmons Needs YOU!

Crazed exercise Deal-a-Mealer Richard Simmons is planning on hitting the pavement this Halloween, and he wants his public to decide his costume. (No, this isn't what he wore last year.) To enter, one has to register on his official website -- with the winner getting a month of free access to his "Club House." Sweatin' to the Oldies!
Richard Simmons
Most people dream about undressing celebrities, but in this case, it seems highly appropriate that the contest is to clothe Richard Simmons. Thanks to our friends at the Post Chronicle for this little slice of Internet heaven.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

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61. Dress him up as a straight man with shorts that go to his knees!

Posted at 8:31PM on Oct 17th 2007 by guilty as sin

62. You go girl!!!!

Posted at 9:50PM on Oct 17th 2007 by I'm Just Saying

63. Noooo! Richard is the only person who can save us from Brittany 'y'all' Get the sparkly shorts and matching tank! LOVE YA!

Posted at 9:59PM on Oct 17th 2007 by California Hottie

64. Now you wonder why Iran says, it doesn't have gay people in their country!!!!

Posted at 10:08PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Lenn K.

65. GURRRRRRRL... get that hair done, Ms. Thing!

Posted at 10:54PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Blue

66. On a couple of serious notes: I see him all the time, and for someone who has lost SO much weight, and is 59 years old, he looks friggin' great! His arms are toned and cut for sure (he's not using heavy weights to bulk up here, folks!) and after a huge weight loss, very few people are going to have cut abs. The guy is trying to do something good for the kids of America by getting PE back in the schools. Give him a break and support the cause by going to www.richardsimmons.com

Posted at 11:21PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Lola

67. Is that a camel toe I see???

Posted at 12:17AM on Oct 18th 2007 by Kev

68. MSSG TO RICHARD: They're not laughing bcz you're funny, they're all laughing at you bcz that's all you are to everyone. Just a huge laugh. Nobody takes you seriously dude. Just wanted you to know.

Posted at 12:26AM on Oct 18th 2007 by Skeet

69. I love those socks!

Posted at 3:06AM on Oct 18th 2007 by SayItAin'tSo

70. If everyone could be as happy as Richard the world would be a better place.

Posted at 8:26AM on Oct 18th 2007 by lise

71. I'd let Richard stick his little ole, fat, sweatty pork roll up my snazz!

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 18th 2007 by Brian

72. RICHARD SIMMONS IS GREAT NO MORE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 18th 2007 by larubiamasexy

73. Richard Simmons makes Clay Aiken look like John Wayne.

Posted at 6:09PM on Oct 18th 2007 by DDunn62

74. He is A-Sexual- he just jacks- off - he does not like men or women.

Posted at 2:50AM on Oct 19th 2007 by P-Type

75. I love the way he hamms It up for the camera!!!

That skit he did last Christmas with his Vegetable Steamer machine that short circuit and caught on fire with David Letterman was so very funny!!!

We Love You Richard you Brighten peoples day!

Posted at 3:44AM on Oct 19th 2007 by THE SOURCE

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