Richard Simmons Needs YOU!

Crazed exercise Deal-a-Mealer Richard Simmons is planning on hitting the pavement this Halloween, and he wants his public to decide his costume. (No, this isn't what he wore last year.) To enter, one has to register on his official website -- with the winner getting a month of free access to his "Club House." Sweatin' to the Oldies!

Most people dream about undressing celebrities, but in this case, it seems highly appropriate that the contest is to clothe Richard Simmons. Thanks to our friends at the Post Chronicle for this little slice of Internet heaven.

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61. Richard is fabulous! I love him!

Posted at 6:49PM on Oct 17th 2007 by TVDinner

62. #11: It was overstatement to state a case of how out there I think Chris Crocker is.

Posted at 7:05PM on Oct 17th 2007 by t-shirt

63. Gross!!!

Posted at 7:14PM on Oct 17th 2007 by My Two Cents

64. Sen Craig....now here's a safe toe-tapping target. Wait a minute, is that a camel toe?

Posted at 7:36PM on Oct 17th 2007 by keepingitreal

65. If Richard Simmons and Larry Craig got together, what would it be called?

True Love!

Posted at 8:06PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Michael

66. Dress him up as a straight man with shorts that go to his knees!

Posted at 8:31PM on Oct 17th 2007 by guilty as sin

67. You go girl!!!!

Posted at 9:50PM on Oct 17th 2007 by I'm Just Saying

68. Noooo! Richard is the only person who can save us from Brittany 'y'all' Get the sparkly shorts and matching tank! LOVE YA!

Posted at 9:59PM on Oct 17th 2007 by California Hottie

69. Now you wonder why Iran says, it doesn't have gay people in their country!!!!

Posted at 10:08PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Lenn K.

70. GURRRRRRRL... get that hair done, Ms. Thing!

Posted at 10:54PM on Oct 17th 2007 by Blue

71. MSSG TO RICHARD: They're not laughing bcz you're funny, they're all laughing at you bcz that's all you are to everyone. Just a huge laugh. Nobody takes you seriously dude. Just wanted you to know.

Posted at 12:26AM on Oct 18th 2007 by Skeet

72. Is that a camel toe I see???

Posted at 12:17AM on Oct 18th 2007 by Kev

73. I love those socks!

Posted at 3:06AM on Oct 18th 2007 by SayItAin'tSo

74. Phil Spector. All the way. He has the hair for it.

Posted at 11:30AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Summer

75. He is A-Sexual- he just jacks- off - he does not like men or women.

Posted at 2:50AM on Oct 19th 2007 by P-Type

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