16. ATTN: Stop saying "first" if you're actually second. It's gay!

Posted at 12:27AM on Oct 19th 2007 by John

17. Self absorbed,self destructive loser. And by the way with all the money she throws around why doesn't she get a decent manicure? Money sure doesn't buy class.

Posted at 12:27AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Amy

18. And now Brit could be facing more hit and run charges. When leaving this medical facility, she ran over a TMZ pap's foot and kept on goin.

Pics: http://tinyurl.com/2skyuw

Posted at 12:35AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Emmerce

19. We've seen her crotch enough to know that now both sets of lips match.
Hope she doesn't put her lipstick on the wrong set
Seriously, those lips look like her ginny.

Posted at 12:40AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Scout

20. I'll bet that she had collegen or similar injected into the smokers lines around her mouth to hide them. I've had it done and my lips looked that for a few hours afterwards.

Posted at 12:50AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Annie

21. I dont get it, she is all worried about her personal appearence. She should be more worried on whats going on inside that head of her's and why she acts so abnormally all the time.

Posted at 12:51AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Melissa

22. I don't care what you people say...the woman is making major progress! Everyone bashed her personal appearance during the VMA's. It's logical that she would spruce herself up with an album coming out in 2 weeks, along with a tour. She's a working mother. Her personal appearance is a big part of her job. The VMA's was testament to that. Her visitation with her kids is suspended, but things are still moving in the right direction for Brit. I suspect that will only be temporary. She has settled her "hit and run" case today; she's got her driver's license registration; she's reconciled with her mom; she's had 2 clean drug tests, and last week she had monitored visits with her kids. Overall, things are looking up for Brit!

Posted at 12:52AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Repulsed

23. Plastic Surgery. HA!!!!!!! Expect to see her with a big ol' bandage around her face next week on T'Brit'Z. She should ask Jacko about who his plastic surgeon is. Maybe she finally had her upper lip(s) waxed to match. As she slowly sleds down to my neighbor's house.

Posted at 1:09AM on Oct 19th 2007 by 667 Neighbor of the Beast

24. Let's get something straight, this woman is anything but a working mother! She does not have her kids, she can't even maintain visitation with them, she has to have a parenting coach and parenting lessons. Oh yeah, and she doesn't work!

To put her in the same category of those of us who are true working moms is appalling. She couldn't cut it.

Posted at 1:11AM on Oct 19th 2007 by AZ Mommy

25. Britney is crazy. Hope her lips end up looking ok.

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Posted at 1:12AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Josh

26. Good Lord # 23---you're in the same denial Brit's in. Only a wacko would think things are going well for this idiot. "Major progress"? No, she doesn't work, this "tour" is a fantasy, we only have her lawyer's affidavit that she passed 2 drug tests---the judge says he never got any results---and the monitored visits of last week are ended. Do you see her doing anything to satisfy the court requirements like finding a qualified nanny, taking the required number of parenting classes, taking the required number of drug tests---not just 2 of them---doing the counseling with KFed, etc. The judge ordered a lot more than random drug tests. We haven't seen her mother or sister around in ages. Only the civil part of her hit and run was settled. If she's got a tour coming up, why haven't you seen her going to a dance studio, why did she blow off the auditions for the dancers 3 times, why has there been no talk of dates or sites. Think about this and ask yourself again if you think she's making progress and if things are looking up. The only thing we know is that the album is being release, and I wouldn't count on that being a big hit if I were you. Please find somebody worthy to look up to. Somebody you don't have to make excuses for.

Posted at 1:37AM on Oct 19th 2007 by bogie

27. Holy crap, I hope she didn't ruin those perfect lips.

Thanks

Posted at 1:39AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Conky

28. Actually Conky, I agree. Her lips are one of the most attractive things about her. So she'll probably screw them up cuz she doesn't realize it, just like she doesn't understand much of anything else.

Posted at 1:48AM on Oct 19th 2007 by bogie

29. Actually, this is not really funny anymore.

I am serious, this girl should be committed.

At this rate, I would not be suprised to see her a few months from now walking Sunset Blvd, homeless and muttering to herself.

Posted at 2:02AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Boner

30. All court hearings regarding child custody should be postponed unitl Brit is released from detox. Why would a judge, who think's Brit is impaired, give her a list of rules that she can't comply with because of her current impairment? The judge could have Brit's mother come to court and she and the judge could facilitate a forced medical intervention.

Posted at 2:07AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Lucille