Hef's Crazy Old Man Cackle

31. TO ALL ELLEN BASHERS!



This is to all those that resorted to 1st grade name (Lezbo- that wuz your best sho?t!)calling AND this is a reminder of those who in Ellen's name, without her consent, resorted to threats of violence.



I want you to think about this: When the woman from Moms & Mutts called Ellen to inquire about the dog, she was HONEST. The woman however, responded to Ellen's honesty with deceit. Period. The End Ellen's frankness about the dog should have been a HUGE red flag for the woman that Ellen was not aware of the infamous clause. Had she SIMPLY said- "Ellen, you know that violates the contract, right?" might have given Ellen a CHANCE to explain and work it out like adults. But, no, she chose to lie to Ellen, to the new owners and then so callously hold the dog away from the children in stead of waiting to go in with the police. I think that was pretty cold, but in NO WAY deserving of a death threat!



If ANY of you that chose to spew hate, if you had actually ever stopped to learn all that Ellen has done, for people like us, the non famous people. Case in point: Ellen saw a young man on you tube who could leap over a car and she love it. So, they tracked the young man down and invites him to be on her show. He was great- they brought a car onstage and he jumped over it, then later jumped over 5 or 6 cars all in a row! He later told Ellen that his dream was to be in a Nike commercial. SO, Ellen calls the CEO of Nike and she surprised him today with an appearance at the opening of a new NIke store, $5000 shopping spree at Nike and a spot in the new spot for NIke.com! She made a dream come true for regular guy like us. He's not her first either- not by a long shot.



So, yea, Ellen's a real bitch, hugh?

Posted at 7:06PM on Oct 18th 2007 by odetoourleader

32. i'm puking

Posted at 7:38PM on Oct 18th 2007 by annab

33. He made me laugh...actually I'm still laughing.

Posted at 7:42PM on Oct 18th 2007 by Vicky

34. Heff's laugh sounds like Hillary Clinton. Now there's a mental image I don't want. Heff say's he's the luckiest guy alive, Reality TV works magic. Quite the James Bond. James was 007 not 003 with him in the middle.

I only have a MAJOR issue with Hugh and the Trumpster....decisions were made in Big Pharma to develop Viagra over life saving drugs that cure rare infections, like resistant staph, cancer and aids. Why? Some men have to much pull...wish they just used that instead.

Posted at 7:52PM on Oct 18th 2007 by The tooth fairy

35. Kendra is just acting on cue, sassin' the camera like a brat and playin' the role of the wild thang.

Posted at 8:12PM on Oct 18th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

36. britney rocked, that is a SCARY thought. i think he'd head down there, forget where he was going, and then just fall asleep...

could he REALLY be doing anything with those girls!?!? i mean come on, kendra would rip him to shreds! "banging" definitely aint happening, maybe some slow rocking... seriously though, does viagra really work that well?!?!

Posted at 8:15PM on Oct 18th 2007 by kim

37. Hugh Hefner reminds me of the dead guy from the movie "Week end at Bernie's" Is someone moving Hef's mouth??

Posted at 8:28PM on Oct 18th 2007 by Jaye

38. Crazy old perv says "waht." Wonder if tres putas have video'd Hef leaving them all his worldly goods - Like E. Howard Marshall.

Posted at 2:20PM on Oct 19th 2007 by MissVee

39. #23, first no get killed by just hanging out with Hugh Hefner. With rappers they do!! Secondly, the rap lifestyle hasn't helped anyone but the record producers, and so has Playboy is someway. This is all about money and you can believe whatever you want because there is no way that these gals would hit on a 82 year old man in a nursing home unless he had millions, shows you who they are!!!

Posted at 8:47PM on Oct 18th 2007 by Lenn K.

40. That's not Hugh Hefner. That's, "limp bisquit."

Posted at 8:51PM on Oct 18th 2007 by t-shirt

41. Where are his teeth? He forgot 2 put them in- Oh so silly Yoda!!!!!

Posted at 9:57PM on Oct 18th 2007 by P-Type

42. UGLY GIRLS AND HALLOWEEN HEF'S CACKLE .. Face it .. horrible for young women to value money over class. Now which one is in love? Throw up, it's a mess. I think it's fair to assume if he lives a whole lot longer he is going to shrivel up and cackle even more .. now isn't that scary ?

Posted at 10:14PM on Oct 18th 2007 by VAL

43. Ive seen birds open their mouths just like this.

Posted at 10:27PM on Oct 18th 2007 by carol

44. He can't have sex. He is not interested either. They are just billboards. Please people. He is the devil.

Posted at 3:31AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Susie

45. Holly is SOOOOOO pregnant! Look at the other girls in the video, tramping around with mid-drifts showing and in skimpy jeans and shorts... and Holly is in a Babushka-looking black huge sweater that covers the majority of her body. Everyone will just be floored when she pops out a baby in a month! I don't know why they don't admit it... I mean, if morals and values regarding threesomes (and more) don't keep these people from playing by their own rules, why should they hide a pregnancy????? It seems like they have their priorities a** backward.

Posted at 4:45AM on Oct 19th 2007 by Christi