David Copperfield Issues a Statement

16. Yah Right! Like that hot little stud muffin would have to force himself on anyone.
He's hot. Can I be next David...

Posted at 7:54PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Bite Me...

17. This sounds fishy. What is a computer hard drive and the cash going to prove? Can't wait to see how this plays out.

Posted at 7:55PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Vall

18. Guess there is more going on in Davids world than rape in the Bahamas:

David Copperfield said in August 2006 that he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands called Musha Cay, which he had purchased on July 14th of that year. He claims that the water brings dead leaves back to life, and brings near dead insects back to life. He said he has hired biologists and geologists to examine its potential effect on humans. This claim echoes the precursor to many of his previous illusions and seems to predict what his next illusion will be.


Ok David, now make the water there make this investigation go away instead of growing.

Posted at 8:01PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Sweetleaf

19. David is so gay, gay, gay!! Unfortunately, I have known a few gay men who get of on raping women.... Hmmm. $2 Mil in CASH? What's that about?

Posted at 8:03PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Some Faustkateer

20.

You can't rape the willing...

Posted at 8:09PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Bahama Mama

21.

David you're so hot...

Please show me your "illusion" of "hide the Salami".
I'll be sitting front & center...

Posted at 2:44AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Crystal Method

22. Is he going to make that cash disappear out of the evidence lockers? Because that would be awesome.

Posted at 8:18PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Mira

23. Dave is a freakin' fox. She's probably looking for a payoff.

Posted at 8:41PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Melinda the Body Bender

24. Hes a magician not a player, but now he maybe a playa hater. Yo stick with the magic tricks. I guess she probably wish he would disappear after his weak performance.lol

Posted at 8:29PM on Oct 19th 2007 by jersey

25. #11: Get a clue! Copperfield might be a p*rv, and he might have videotaped his, "interlude."

Posted at 8:28PM on Oct 19th 2007 by t-shirt

26. I don't see how the FBI can go in and do all that based on an accusation.

I think they suspected something else and are using the old accusation as
an excuse to look for something else.

They are investigating the Anna Nichole's death and Daniel's murder in the
Bahamas now. He wasn't a friend of theirs was he?

Maybe they found something in their raid of Anna's doctors that led them to
raid Copperfields place.

Posted at 8:53PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Carla

27. David Copper-feel molested me when I was in his magic act.

Posted at 8:53PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Statue of Liberty.

28. Funny, though, how the alleged victim didn't make a complaint in the Bahamas where it happened and where a rape kit could be done, she waited until getting back to the States when it was too late for the rape kit.

Posted at 8:58PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Kerry O

29.

......".ABBA CADABBRA!........DROP YOUR PANTIES !! ", HE SHOUTED AS HE POINTED HIS MAGIC WAND AT HER. WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE MOANED, AND SWOONED AND FAINTED. THE FLOOR WAS LITTERED WITH SUPINE BODIES OF YOUNG VIRGINS AND ANCIENT BUXOM MATRONS, DRESSED IN THEIR FINERY. MEN IN TUXEDOS GASPED!

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 19th 2007 by BARAK CHENEY

30.


RAPE KIT?? WHERE CAN YOU BUY ONE? ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS EASY TO FOLLOW? .THIS SOUNDS ILLEGAL !

Posted at 9:07PM on Oct 19th 2007 by BARAK CHENEY