Gummi Thunders onto the Runway!

There have been pivotal moments in the history of modern fashion; the introduction of the mini skirt, the Chanel suit -- and now, Ed Hardy has introduced -- Gummi! *smattering of applause*


Last night's Ed Hardy show at The Grove was an ursine spectacle, with a sparklingly clad Gummi Bear lumbering down the runway (with an unlit cigarette) in a walk that can be best described as "buffoon chic."

Following genuine models strutting their stuff on the catwalk, a hulking Gummi galumphed down the runway with all the grace of a gazelle with a bullet wound. Move over, Tyra. In fact, move over everyone, here comes Gum!

Gummi's modeling debut was followed by the requisite posing with show attendees, who lovingly referred to the bear with, "What up, fat man?!" Work!



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear

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16. Chris Farley reincarnate....

Posted at 12:21PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Dr. J

17. What is he famous for? I don't know who he is. Also, TMZ, please get some new sponsors. If I have to watch that Pantene commercial one more time, I am going to scream.

Posted at 12:14PM on Oct 19th 2007 by DJ

18. It is official Ed Hardy is now passe. I would never wher anything this pig wears. Can't he get his stomach stapled?

Posted at 12:23PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Socal

19. COME ON NOW - WHO IS THIS FUG?
FAMOUS FOR?????
WHAT????
EXACTLY????

Posted at 12:30PM on Oct 19th 2007 by WHO IS THE FUG?

20. I watched Gummi's new talk show on Ego TV: http://www.egotvonline.com - and it's actually really funny!! Go Gummi! Ed Hardy is becoming past news in LA, but Ed Hardy is still hot - according to Madonna, countless rappers, and even Gummi! All the celebs still wear it! He makes the brand even cooler - anyone can wear it!!!!

Posted at 12:45PM on Oct 19th 2007 by thereason

21. his new show is funny! it's at: http://www.egotvonline.com . He makes Ed Hardy look cool!

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 19th 2007 by thebig

22. remeber the beautiful davis brothers that went out with the bush twins and hilton pre-album years... that is their younger "semi-retarded" jason davis might be why these fellas are keeping an eye on him. (walking disaster, therefore anything is game)

Posted at 1:42PM on Oct 19th 2007 by donkey

23. LOSER!

Posted at 1:40PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Larken

24. I actually like the Gummi clips, he looks like an obese Cory Feldman. There's something about him I find amusing. Great writing btw,
"ursine spectacle"
"Gummi galumphed down the runway with all the grace of a gazelle with a bullet wound"
LMFAO

Posted at 2:11PM on Oct 19th 2007 by daniel808

25. Dancin Gabe has gone Hollywood

Posted at 1:49PM on Oct 19th 2007 by MB post

26. Watch out -- Here comes the Neon-Orange-Polar-Express-Umpa-Lumpa ! Haha.

Damn, he's skins looks better than most women! He's a big one, but he looks happy and who can fault a person with a genuine smile on their face? :)

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Vix

27. Watch out -- Here comes the Neon-Orange-Polar-Express-Umpa-Lumpa ! Haha.

Damn, his skin looks better than most women! He's a big one, but he looks happy and who can fault a person with a genuine smile on their face? :)

Posted at 2:45PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Vix

28. Attention all Gummi Haters:
CANT YOU SEE THE TIDE IS CHANGING
www.youtube.com/youngamericanroyalty

Posted at 3:13PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Emo88

29. ....where do I start????...I laughed alot which is good!!!!...only in America!!!!!....why is he reminding me of Belushi???....not too long until his abused heart and drug abuse kill him!!!

Posted at 3:56PM on Oct 19th 2007 by jr

30. Truth be told, I enjoy these Gummi moments. They never fail to make me laugh.

It's a little scary that Gummi has fans though. Frightening really, to think that actual respiring human organisms plodding around this planet want their picture taken with Gummi. Ah well. I guess it's harmless. It could only happen in LA.

Posted at 4:27PM on Oct 19th 2007 by Jenny

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