Crack is So Whack

You may fantasize about seeing some of your favorite celebs getting cheeky, but the following group, not so much! From sagging rumps to dimply badonks, TMZ gives you a look at some terrible tush.


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16. Christ it looks like a bag O' walnuts

Posted at 8:24AM on Oct 20th 2007 by MGM Grand

17. When you slither on the beach to get your crotch shots doesn't the sand get in your mouth?

Posted at 10:09PM on Oct 20th 2007 by MichelleH

18. It's so obvious that the Britney photo has been compressed to make her look bigger. She's never been that chunky. Sorry.

How about putting up some pictures of the TMZ staff and photogs so we can photoshop them and comment on all of your body parts: too fat, too thin, too much hair in all the wrong places, not enough hair on the head...How do you think you would like it?

Posted at 9:00AM on Oct 20th 2007 by MH

19. I don't get it.....What was wrong with Kirsten Dunst's ass? Ok, After having kids Brit's ass does look WAY out of shape!!! She NEEDS to get that ass back into the gym!! DAMN girl! Stop eating all that junk!!! And that is an old picture of Tori, cuz that girl looksgood now! She weighs less now than she did before she was pregnant. Bruce Willis has the right to show that ass anytime cuz that man is in GREAT shape!!!! And Paris hasn't changed a bit! She has just been watching her step lately. She is just like Brit Brit. No panties! What a pig! Her ass should be in a gym also! Yuck!!!!

Posted at 9:11AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Don't get it

20. I don't believe many of these pictures are who TMZ claims they are. IF they are then Nicole looks so so so very bad in that pic. Star Jones' doesn't look bad considering what she looked like before. I think Star represents and average American woman.

Posted at 9:12AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Lexi

21. NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE ME CONSIDER WHERE KEVINS FACE
HAS BEEN....#10!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE TO GO BARF NOW.....TMI......I PROCESS VISUALLY....DONT
DO THIS TO ME AGAIN......
I CAN ALMOST "SMELL" IT. YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 9:27AM on Oct 20th 2007 by liz

22. AND ..OFF TOPIC....WHATS WRONG WITH KIM KARDASHIONS
BUTT????
IS IT NORMAL SIZE?? CAN YOU GET INJECTIONS THERE???

AGAIN..YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 9:29AM on Oct 20th 2007 by liz

23. MMM, I'd still tap that. Just more cushion for the pushin' baby.

Posted at 10:36AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Dirk Diggler

24. Kim Kardashian has to have injections, that a$$ is just to big &perfect... especially naked ;)

CHEERS,
BUSTED CELEBRITY

Posted at 10:19AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Busted Celebrity

25. Nice ass. Someone posted it at a celebrity and millioniare dating site searchingmillionaire.com. No one couldn't speak out who's ass it was. That's very funny.

Posted at 10:38AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Gossip

26. I think Britney has the best legs in Hollywood!!!! Sexy

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 21st 2007 by billy bob

27. That Britney pic was too gross, until you get rid of the I had a baby cellulite cover it up. They said she weighed 125 lbs at the police station, I do not know if I believe that.

Posted at 1:13PM on Oct 20th 2007 by La Vonda

28. YUCK !!!!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Oct 20th 2007 by who's on first

29. Hey #1 you are exactly right, that little Kim advert looks like an ad for porno (plus size). And she isn't even that pretty she is nice looking but average with TONS of eyeliner and fake lashes, all women know this gives you the slutry look. And if you can stand it next time she is on TV you watch and see she always only holds her head slightly down, eyes slightly up never moves it while speaking straight into the camera and hardly makes any expressions - this is what someone does when they spend alot of time in the bathroom mirror seeing which angle they think is most appealing. Her rear-end is abnormally large and her body is very thick and arms very thick her body almost looks malformed, she is lucky she doesn't carry much weight in her face that is her only saving grace. And also I can guarantee that if she every were to step out of the spandex dresses and into pants/slacks and a normal shirt (where her breats don't spill out) she will look like an average heavyset girl.

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 20th 2007 by Just saying

30. Most of these BUTTS are pale, dimpled (from lipo suction & weight fluctuations), old, & plain FLAT !!!

LOL!!

This is proof that alot of what you see in the videos, in the magazines, & on television are "photoshopped"! In other words it is very rare that a BUTT is blemish free, spotless, smooth, dimple free, & plump!!! ALOT of folks haven't spoted an ASS like that since they were babies!

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 21st 2007 by Tianna

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