Crack is So Whack

Christ it looks like a bag O' walnuts

When you slither on the beach to get your crotch shots doesn't the sand get in your mouth?

It's so obvious that the Britney photo has been compressed to make her look bigger. She's never been that chunky. Sorry.

How about putting up some pictures of the TMZ staff and photogs so we can photoshop them and comment on all of your body parts: too fat, too thin, too much hair in all the wrong places, not enough hair on the head...How do you think you would like it?

I don't get it.....What was wrong with Kirsten Dunst's ass? Ok, After having kids Brit's ass does look WAY out of shape!!! She NEEDS to get that ass back into the gym!! DAMN girl! Stop eating all that junk!!! And that is an old picture of Tori, cuz that girl looksgood now! She weighs less now than she did before she was pregnant. Bruce Willis has the right to show that ass anytime cuz that man is in GREAT shape!!!! And Paris hasn't changed a bit! She has just been watching her step lately. She is just like Brit Brit. No panties! What a pig! Her ass should be in a gym also! Yuck!!!!

I don't believe many of these pictures are who TMZ claims they are. IF they are then Nicole looks so so so very bad in that pic. Star Jones' doesn't look bad considering what she looked like before. I think Star represents and average American woman.

NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE ME CONSIDER WHERE KEVINS FACE
HAS BEEN....#10!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE TO GO BARF NOW.....TMI......I PROCESS VISUALLY....DONT
DO THIS TO ME AGAIN......
I CAN ALMOST "SMELL" IT. YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AND ..OFF TOPIC....WHATS WRONG WITH KIM KARDASHIONS
BUTT????
IS IT NORMAL SIZE?? CAN YOU GET INJECTIONS THERE???

AGAIN..YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

MMM, I'd still tap that. Just more cushion for the pushin' baby.

Kim Kardashian has to have injections, that a$$ is just to big &perfect... especially naked ;)

CHEERS,
BUSTED CELEBRITY

Nice ass. Someone posted it at a celebrity and millioniare dating site searchingmillionaire.com. No one couldn't speak out who's ass it was. That's very funny.

I think Britney has the best legs in Hollywood!!!! Sexy

That Britney pic was too gross, until you get rid of the I had a baby cellulite cover it up. They said she weighed 125 lbs at the police station, I do not know if I believe that.

YUCK !!!!!

Hey #1 you are exactly right, that little Kim advert looks like an ad for porno (plus size). And she isn't even that pretty she is nice looking but average with TONS of eyeliner and fake lashes, all women know this gives you the slutry look. And if you can stand it next time she is on TV you watch and see she always only holds her head slightly down, eyes slightly up never moves it while speaking straight into the camera and hardly makes any expressions - this is what someone does when they spend alot of time in the bathroom mirror seeing which angle they think is most appealing. Her rear-end is abnormally large and her body is very thick and arms very thick her body almost looks malformed, she is lucky she doesn't carry much weight in her face that is her only saving grace. And also I can guarantee that if she every were to step out of the spandex dresses and into pants/slacks and a normal shirt (where her breats don't spill out) she will look like an average heavyset girl.

Most of these BUTTS are pale, dimpled (from lipo suction & weight fluctuations), old, & plain FLAT !!!

LOL!!

This is proof that alot of what you see in the videos, in the magazines, & on television are "photoshopped"! In other words it is very rare that a BUTT is blemish free, spotless, smooth, dimple free, & plump!!! ALOT of folks haven't spoted an ASS like that since they were babies!