New York Loves All Things Big and Small

10/20/2007 4:45 PM PDT
If you're endowed like a whale or you're willing to swim across a lake to save a little person, you might just have a chance with the most awesomely divalicious of them all, New York.

TMZ got a sneak peek at a couple of the ways New York's suitors are attempting to advance their courtship -- and emerge as the winner of VH1's "I Love New York," and let's just say a certain blessing of manhood or act of heroism will impress her fabulousness. Our fair lady!

Check out the latest episode of "I Love New York" on VH1 at 9:00 PM on Monday.