Train Wrecks
America's Next Top Britney Expert

Know-it-all former "Top Model" and MySpace blog addict Adrianne Curry is at it again, this time unleashing her enlightened wisdom on Britney Spears. From one train wreck to another!


TMZ caught the 25-year-old Brady bride on Wednesday, glossing her lips while gorging with fellow model/VH1 reality star Jeff Pickel -- at one of Brit's fave restaurants -- Taco Bell! As far as Spears is concerned, Curry advised her to, "Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off."

That may be the "most smartest" thing Adrianne's ever said!



Tags: Adrianne Curry, AdrianneCurry, Jeff Pickel, JeffPickel

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16. She is as right as could be. So now everyones going to come down on adrianne for saying it. Give me a break. EVERYONE thinks the same thing, the girl needs to step back and get her life together.

Excuse me, but HOW does adrianne need to get HER life together? Because shes outspoken? I dont see her out flashing her cooch to everyone, getting drunk every night. You might not like her, but the woman is real.

Posted at 4:48PM on Oct 25th 2007 by jessica

17. I'm already blown away !
The new record is the best shes ever done and more.
And her Swedish cowriters (who als wrote Toxic)says shes nice and respectful and really easy to work with!
This record beats everything in its genre!
12 ABSOLUTE HITS!

Track List

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1. Gimme More 4:11

2. Piece Of Me 3:32

3. Radar 3:49

4. Break The Ice 3:16

5. Heaven On Earth 4:52

6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) 4:45

7. Freakshow 2:55

8. Toy Soldier 3:21

9. Hot As Ice 3:16

10. Ooh Ooh Baby 3:28

11. Perfect Lover 3:02

12. Why Should I Be Sad 3:10

Posted at 4:48PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Mario Lavanderia

18. Jeff Pickel from Americas Most Smartest Model is so HOT!!!!

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 25th 2007 by MAURA

19. who is this bitch, I've never heard of her.

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 25th 2007 by chris

20. Adrianne Curry is the LAST person that should be giving out advice to anyone. She is a drug addict herself and telling Britney to smoke weed is yet another example of poor advice.

Dr. Phil told Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight their marriage wouldn't last 5 years, so who is she to judge.

Go back to your internet addiction Adrianne. Oh and btw, why was your husband in Milwaukee last night and you are out with 3 other guys in California?

Posted at 4:50PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne Curry is whacked!

21. One of those guys is her manager.

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Betty

22. I believe the guy across from her is her older brother, and the guy next to her is her manager Phil and the third guy is apparently some model dude who I am assuming shares the same manager as adrianne. People need to not make something into some sordid escapade. Its a taco bell for crying out loud. LOL

Posted at 5:00PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Betty

23. Nothing like the wisdom from a 25 year old wife of a 70's has been!

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Lauri

24. Attention people !!!
Never take advice from someone who is picking their nose.
She is so busy concentrating on how to dig that booger out she can't possibly be of any help to anyone else.

Posted at 5:11PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rump floss

25. What!!? she is 25. Yeah right more like 45. Why do all these supposed young "celebrities" look way older than they really are?

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 25th 2007 by sal

26. a drunk giving another drunk advice ,classic

Posted at 5:36PM on Oct 25th 2007 by jessica

27. She's got her thumb in one nostril like that because she's trying to suck down a "coke drain" from her other nostril. I suppose she eats the residue out of her nose, too. What a space-waster.

Posted at 5:36PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

28. I agree, Britney needs to drop out of sight for a while, get her self togather, or at least all the tab's writing and photografing her in what they say is "popwreackage" get her body back in kicken condition and show the world just who Britney is.

Posted at 1:23PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Michael

29. BRITNEY LISTEN TO ME, I BECAME A Z-LISTER AFTER I WON AMTM, INSTEAD OF EMBARKING ON A MODELING CAREER AND UTILIZING A ONCE AND A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY, I DECIDED TO GO ON THE SURREAL LIFE AND SHOW EVERYONE WHAT A WORLD CLASS PEA BRAIN LOSER I AM. I JUST WANTED TO SHOW MY PIE HOLE ON CAMERA INSTEAD OF DOING HIGH FASHION.I MARRIED A D-LISTER SO MAYBE THAT CAN BALANCE ME OUT TO AN M-LISTER BUT REALLY WHY ARE WE ALL CATAGORIZED WHY HAVE THE A LIST AND THE Z LIST CAN WE JUST ALL BE ON THE SAME LIST. ITS DISCRIMINATION NOT TO COMBINE WINNERS AND LOSERS, IS IT TOTALLY OKAY TO LET SOMEBODYS NOT MINGLE WITH THE NOBODIES (MYSELF AND PETE)??? WELL UNTIL THEN IM BOYCOTTING MY CAREER AND IM GONNA STICK MY BIG LONG HONKER OF A NOSE INTO OTHER FOLKS LIVES YES BRIT THAT MEANS YOU. TAKE MY ADVICE IM STILL ON THE Z LIST AND YOUR AN EX-A LISTER SO I KNO WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT... TRUST ME THATS WHY PETE NEVER LISTENS TO ME AND WHY SHOULD HE?? MY RAMBLINGS WOULD IRRITATE THE DEAD, YES SO WHAT I DONT HAVE A CLUE AND I NEED MY SINUSES DRAINED BUT GOSH DARNETT HEED MY ADVICE BRIT

Posted at 5:46PM on Oct 25th 2007 by AMERICA'S NEXT TOP EMBICLE

30. amen to that! only problem is, britney alerts the paps when she goes out to gas up her car 50 times a week, so she isnt going away anytime soon. Adrianne is right, and being a former drug addict herself, she knows what shes talking about.

Posted at 5:44PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Amanda

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