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America's Next Top Britney Expert

Posted Oct 25th 2007 3:20PM by TMZ Staff

Know-it-all former "Top Model" and MySpace blog addict Adrianne Curry is at it again, this time unleashing her enlightened wisdom on Britney Spears. From one train wreck to another!

TMZ caught the 25-year-old Brady bride on Wednesday, glossing her lips while gorging with fellow model/VH1 reality star Jeff Pickel -- at one of Brit's fave restaurants -- Taco Bell! As far as Spears is concerned, Curry advised her to, "Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off."

That may be the "most smartest" thing Adrianne's ever said!

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31. She's still alive? I thought she was dead a long time ago.
Sorry, brady boy whatever. There's always divorce.

Posted at 5:45PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Jemima Puddle Duck

32. Nobody reads comments that are typed entirely in caps, dumb-azz.

Posted at 5:49PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rump floss

33. who the hell is this woman to say ANYTHING?

Posted at 5:50PM on Oct 25th 2007 by RENEE

34. EXACTLY $HIT FACE IM ADRIANNE SO I DO WHAT THE HELL I WANT AND SAY WHAT THE HELL I WANT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SHOVE A FIST UP YOU A$$ TO GO WITH YOUR RUMP FLOSS

Posted at 5:53PM on Oct 25th 2007 by AMERICA\\\'S NEXT TOP EMBICLE

35. I just laughed myself sick reading No. 32 ("America's Next Top Embecile").

Posted at 5:52PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

36. Obnoxious and classless too. You really ARE Adrienne.
Is that a booger you're picking in the photo?

Posted at 6:00PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rump floss

37. NOW IF ONLY I CAN GET PETE (YES I CALL HIM PETE NOT CHRIS) TO KNOCK ME UP AND WE CAN SPAWN MINI BRADY GENIUSES. THEY ALL BE IN MENSA CLASS TOGETHER BECAUSE HOPEFULLY BY THEN THEY'LL BE NO MORE SPECIAL PROGRAMS JUST FOR SMART KIDS CUZ THATS JUST WRONG (THATS WHY I BOYCOTTED SCHOOL) YES A HOUSE FULL OF THE NEXT BRADY GENERATION, I THINK PETER BRADY JR IS A KEEPER

Posted at 6:03PM on Oct 25th 2007 by AMERICA'S NEXT TOP EMBICLE

38. No, I already told you: She's maximizing her coke drainage. The boogs come later.

Posted at 6:03PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

39. What the hell. Top Imbecile. that was a rambling and stupid post, I am assuming you meant to be funny? Whatever.

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 25th 2007 by SherryBaby

40. Where in the hell is Peter Brady? Who goes to lunch with three dudes?!

Posted at 6:06PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Jan

41. AdriAss Curry is an IMBECILE. Completely obnoxious narcissistic personality with no talent. She hasn't done anything of value since she won ANTM. She refers to Tyra Banks as Tyrant -- talk about jealousy!!! Adrianne only wishes she had the beauty, brains and talent Tyra Banks has. Dream on druggie!!

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Cindy

42. Someone get this bitch a muzzle PLEASE?

Posted at 6:11PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne honey SHUT UP

43. Actually 'top imbicle' that's pretty accurate to the real imbicle your imitating. I laughed, some folks should develop a since of humor.

Posted at 6:21PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne should not give advice

44. Whats an "imbicle"???

Posted at 6:24PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Dawn

45. OK like try taking off 40 months their will be no shock outlet for the weary .....lol and your music life is over so run to your cyber friends that will forget about you in due time.Remember you were told what comes around goes around life without morals always turns out sad so shape up and learn a trade hopefully nothing to do with fanasty or acting cause you so suck..Now stay out of my yard .....queen.

Posted at 6:26PM on Oct 25th 2007 by doda

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