Train Wrecks
America's Next Top Britney Expert

Know-it-all former "Top Model" and MySpace blog addict Adrianne Curry is at it again, this time unleashing her enlightened wisdom on Britney Spears. From one train wreck to another!


TMZ caught the 25-year-old Brady bride on Wednesday, glossing her lips while gorging with fellow model/VH1 reality star Jeff Pickel -- at one of Brit's fave restaurants -- Taco Bell! As far as Spears is concerned, Curry advised her to, "Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off."

That may be the "most smartest" thing Adrianne's ever said!



Tags: Adrianne Curry, AdrianneCurry, Jeff Pickel, JeffPickel

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46. Some people should develop a sense of humor? Hahaha....maybe if it was actually humorous, we would laugh. I bet that poster thinks the height of hilarity is making fart noises and knock knock jokes too.

Posted at 6:28PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Julie

47. What a friggen coward you are, annorexic ho.

Posted at 6:30PM on Oct 25th 2007 by sweet as can B

48. So give me an example of what YOU think is funny. Go ahead, I'm listening.

Posted at 6:31PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

49. Adrianne Curry is one skanky crack ho and to think she has nerve to diss Britney. Umm not everyone does crack to be skinny Andrianne.

Posted at 6:35PM on Oct 25th 2007 by sweet as can B

50. lighten up I said I laughed, obviously top imbecile is using sarcastic humor, I didnt say I fell out on the floor did I? Funny comedians are Dave Chappelle, D.L. Hugley, Carlos Mencia, and you probably have a dry a** since of humor like Jay Leno right? Now you tell me who you think is funny ... I'm waiting

Posted at 6:37PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne should not give advice

51. You go Adrienne you are the coolest. You teli like it is and don't hold back. .

Posted at 7:40PM on Oct 25th 2007 by bear

52. Well, Rachele, who I secretly think wrote the "imbicle" post in the first place, something funny would have a punchline, a bit of punctuation, correct spelling, etc. These things make it easier for the reader to understand. Typing in caps doesnt replace correct english. All that post consisted of is inane, unintelligible rambling by someone who obviously has grammar issues and most likely a lower than average IQ. I could call you a poopy head, that doesnt make it funny. You know youre in trouble when the punchline isnt even spelled correctly. Imbecile. Not imbicle.

Posted at 6:42PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Julie

53. PS. I also think Mencia is funny, Carlin, Ron White, etc. But they cant just come out on stage and do something along the lines of "I'm Britney Spears and I'm southern, ya'll. I like to wear wife beaters and shirts as dresses, ya'll. I love cheetos and gas station restrooms, ya'll" It might be true, it doesnt make it hilarious. :)
Peace.

Posted at 6:46PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Julie

54. I'm the one who spelled it as "imbecile," not "imbicle." So doesn't that tell you right there that I'm not the one who wrote the all-caps post, toddler? Huh?! Yeah, you're a real brainiac. Go to bed. You have daycare in the morning.

Posted at 6:46PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

55. Oh, and by the way: Yes, those people are funny. I agree. Now go to bed, crybaby.

Posted at 6:49PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

56. Whoa Rachele. Calm down honey. I didnt mean to get your panties all bunched up. Shhhh. Go to your happy place. :)

Posted at 6:51PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Julie

57. Julie, ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh. Take your medicine. It will all be OK. Remember, admitting you have a problem is the FIRST STEP. (Let me guess. You're "Mrs. Brady's" best friend?) Seriously, though, I don't want you cranky for show-and-tell, so be a "biggy" girl and go to bed. Remember, you have a cut-and-paste Adrienne collage to show the other preschoolers in the morning.)

Posted at 6:55PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

58. Rachel she must think we are the same person, you spelled imbecile correct, yes I spelled imbicle wrong. 'Top embecile' spelled it wrong, I think on purpose... Julie get a life this is just entertainment you cant come on a blog and tell other folks what they think should be funny or considered as humor, this isnt a stage so the person "top embecile' isnt going to be telling one liners, they are sarcastically imitating Adrianne, like I said 'develop' a sense of humor

Posted at 6:58PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne should not give advice

59. Actually, I love Julie's spirit. I can't wait until she's a teenager. She'll be such fun!

Posted at 7:00PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

60. BTW genious thats 3 people, Rachel, 'Top Embecile', and myself Adrianne should not give advice, wow rachel tell her she needs to review numbers and counting at school tomorrow.

Posted at 7:02PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Adrianne should not give advice

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