Train Wrecks
America's Next Top Britney Expert

Know-it-all former "Top Model" and MySpace blog addict Adrianne Curry is at it again, this time unleashing her enlightened wisdom on Britney Spears. From one train wreck to another!


TMZ caught the 25-year-old Brady bride on Wednesday, glossing her lips while gorging with fellow model/VH1 reality star Jeff Pickel -- at one of Brit's fave restaurants -- Taco Bell! As far as Spears is concerned, Curry advised her to, "Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off."

That may be the "most smartest" thing Adrianne's ever said!



Tags: Adrianne Curry, AdrianneCurry, Jeff Pickel, JeffPickel

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61. No. 58, you're probably the smartest person here (and sure, that includes me). Rock on!

Posted at 7:07PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

62. I simply said I didnt think the post was funny. You two are seriously getting all ramped up about it. Since I'm a "toddler" and all, you shouldnt get so bent. My gosh.

Night. :)

Posted at 7:02PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Julie

63. And I say "Use a tissue,when in public".

Posted at 7:07PM on Oct 25th 2007 by REALLY!!!!!!

64. G'night, pumpkin. Nobody's "amped." Be sure to brush your teeth and say your prayers, though, because my understanding is that Peter Brady makes his living as a "freelance dentist" these days, and we don't want him showing up at your bedside with a pair of rusty pliers. You have school in the morning!

Posted at 7:07PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

65. Genius is spelled this way. Fight some more on here, because I am enjoying this rather than reading the stuff that TMZ has posted.

Posted at 7:13PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Too Funny

66. Adrienne Curry, you owe us for this. The four of us--Julie, "Imbecile," "Adrienne Should Not Give Advice" and I--have conspired to give you more than a single page of attention in the "comments" section of TMZ. If not for our dogged ramblings, you'd be strictly a two-page-TMZ-comment girl at best. Please make all checks payable to us, and we appreciate promptness. Thank you.

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

67. So true. If Brit would just lie low for a year or so, clean herself up, and then come back, I think she could save her career. Adrianne is right. I knew I liked that beyotch for a reason.

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Donna

68. Thanks, Too Funny! We're here to please. TMZ, please make all checks payable to us.

Posted at 7:18PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

69. People seriously have nothing better to do than sit on tmz and argue with each other?

Posted at 7:20PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Jesse

70. gimme gimme gimmee ... more
k-fed , k-fed-up more like it , huh , I made that bastard , hmmm , taco bell ?? or kfc ?? Arghhh ! No ....YES !! PAPS ! Look sober ..Smile ....yes cha ching !! .... hmmm.... foood !! Oww that must hurt " YOU OK ? " , no ? Owwww. hmmmm ....MickyDs' !! Watch upper lip ...drive ... look sober ....turn here .......OWWWWWwww .. thats' gotta hurt ......Hey who put those kids in my backseat ?????

Posted at 4:55PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Mr. nASTYb downloads brits' brain while shes' driving

71. Lately, TMZ has been boring to say the least. lol Today anyway. :)

Posted at 7:21PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Too Funny

72. Whats wrong with adrienne curry stating her opinion? Especially since she was asked? Go adrienne.

Posted at 7:21PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Marita

73. I think this rachel chick seriously IS getting paid by tmz. How many times is she going to post? Tick, tick, tick..

Posted at 7:25PM on Oct 25th 2007 by SarahAteMyDonut

74. Yo Adreeeeeeeeeeeein! Adreeeeeeeeein!

Posted at 7:24PM on Oct 25th 2007 by Rocky

75. NOPE, No. 70--we really don't have anything better to do. How about you? What are YOU doing on this site? We're just a Curry-hired collective being paid by PR flacks to generate interest in Ms. Curry, and I think we've done our job quite well. But what about you? What should YOU be doing right now instead of criticizing us for generating paid PR for the Curry machine? What?! WHAT did you say? You aren't even being PAID to be here?! God. You're sad. Let's go split our check four ways, ladies and gentlemen, or whatever gender under which you're classified. We've done our job.

Posted at 7:27PM on Oct 25th 2007 by rachele, my belle

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