Celebrity Justice
Britney's a Disaster in the Courtroom

TMZ is right outside the courtroom and has watched as Britney has gone to the bathroom not once, or twice, but THREE times, all while looking extremely distraught.

As we first reported, the parenting coach's report may be front and center as the reason for Brit's emotional afternoon.

On a related note, "EXTRA" is reporting that when their reporter asked her how she was doing, Britney shouted, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!" and walked back into the courtroom crying. Class!



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46. YEAH RIGHT

Posted at 7:50PM on Oct 26th 2007 by team britney

47. I have heard idiots say that before - like in middle school - but we replaced the word "snort" with "suck". It makes more sense that way. And it rhymes! :)

Posted at 7:57PM on Oct 26th 2007 by stormybliss

48.
Updated: 11:35 a.m. PT Oct 26, 2007
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood’s highest-profile custody case was back in court Friday, with a lawyer for Britney Spears winning a motion to bar videotaping of depositions.

According to “Access Hollywood,” Spears made a brief exit from court during a break in the proceedings. The pop singer stormed out of the courtroom in an agitated state. She was yelling, “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F--- it!”

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 27th 2007 by Buffy

49. obviously britney has some mental issues and i hope that she gets the real help that she needs.
i am sure if she was in her right mind she wouldn't be in court fighting for her kids.

get help for your kids sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:57PM on Oct 26th 2007 by chris

50. she is a freaking stupid SKANK! you know, no matter how big your problems get i was always taught to NEVER make a spectacle of myself. then again i was raised with an english grandmother and english women have TACT and CLASS (something this skank does NOT). her behavior is pathetic and immature and people are sick of it. i hope every reporter turns on her. i certainly would if she was rude to me like that. who the hell does she think she is, she' is a NOBODY by now. take those kids away from her for GOOD!

Posted at 9:33AM on Oct 29th 2007 by hora

51. I can't believe her mom is going to write a parenting book!

Posted at 8:08PM on Oct 26th 2007 by don't take notes

52. To: ( 7:35PM on Oct 26th 2007) by littlestich

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Posted at 8:09PM on Oct 26th 2007 by GRANDMOM DIANE

53. As a qualified doctor on TV, I feel it is important that we study this statement in greater detail.

Let me translate this "britney-ese" into Englsh so that we can all understand her true meaning of this statement.

Eat it: This refers to her desire to go to Carl's Jr and feed the kids breakfast.

Lick it: A reference to the activity of placing one's tongue on the extra whipped cream that sticks to the cover of a Starbucks frappacino.

Snort it: This can have two different meanings in Britney-ese. First, the activity of placing drugs such as cocaine up one's nose. The second a reference to the "trailer park" style of sounds one makes when laughing. In the contest I see here, perhaps the first is more applicable.

F*%t it: This can only have one meaning but can be done with multiple partners. It helps if you leave you're panties off when entering clubs to get drunk and dance all night.

I hope this helps everyone understand more fully her statement.

Posted at 8:12PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Dr. Phil

54. Britney is living proof why we need planned parenthood. She should have been aborted by her mother.

Posted at 8:12PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Izzy Oner

55. Britney is always a disaster...

Posted at 8:14PM on Oct 26th 2007 by canadianstudmuffin

56. I'm not at all surprised by this, given that a very big part of her current difficulties ALL involve the paparazzi, especially TMZ. She was actually polite compared to what I'd say to the otherwise-unemployable freaks stalking me.

Posted at 8:16PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Puh-lease

57. As a person recovering from a nervous breakdown, please do not lump Britney in with the same group of people as me. Thank you.

Posted at 8:16PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Justin

58. good God, makes my little troubles in life seem quite insignificant compared to Britney's. She's disturbed and needs help before she ends up like poor Anna :(

Posted at 8:18PM on Oct 26th 2007 by KPal

59. YOU ARE HILARIOUS #53.... THANKS FOR CLARIFYING ALL OF THAT FOR US... LMAO.

Posted at 8:24PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Diane

60. Someone call the Scarecrow, this idiot needs a brain!

Posted at 8:27PM on Oct 26th 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

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