Britney Spears was slammed by a lumbering photog outside of Cold Stone Creamery -- welcome to the Valley, bitch!
Marie Osmond fainted after her routine on "Dancing with the Stars" this week -- sympathy vote, anyone?
Mel B's usually scummy hubby did good this week -- helping out a homeless man outside of Hyde with some much needed food.
Suri Cruise is adorable. 'Nuff said.
Britney held a conversation with her favorite peeps -- the paparazzi -- talking about her kids, her upcoming music video and the California wildfires, y'all.