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Paris Wanted -- As Lynwood Grand Marshal!

Posted Oct 29th 2007 1:28PM by TMZ Staff

The City of Lynwood is trying to get one of its most celebrated temporary residents, Paris Hilton, to accept the honor of being this year's Candy Cane Lane Christmas parade Grand Marshal!
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TMZ got an email from Rozie, who works for the City of Lynwood, asking how she might get in touch with the former resident of the Century Regional Detention Facility, in hopes that Paris might join the company of illustrious stars who've previously served as Grand Marshal; namely, Lynwood native Weird Al Yankovic and L.A. Dodger Manny Mota.

According to the city's website, Lynwood's allure includes not just the jail, but "a host of booming retail centers including Atlantic Crossing that consists of Walgreens, Starbuck, and Panda Express. Another center is the Long Beach Pluma Shopping Center which is anchored by Smart & Final and 99 Cent Only Store." (sic)

Paris' representatives have not yet responded to Lynwood's inquiry.

Tags: grand marshal, GrandMarshal, lynwood, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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16. paris is second choice because Spike the big ape at the zoo turned down the gig. paris just do not open your mouth because when you do the idiot in you flows forth.

Posted at 7:25PM on Oct 29th 2007 by Big Bear

17. OLE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981

Posted at 7:42PM on Oct 29th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

18. OLE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981

Posted at 7:39PM on Oct 29th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

19. If were lucky, they will have her sit in the back of a convertible so she can get picked off by a sniper, and we can spend the next 50 years debating on who did it. Considering how hated she is, it would never be solved. Not that anyone would care. We would be too happy to care. I know I would.

Posted at 8:02PM on Oct 29th 2007 by Spurs

20. Dear Paris,

I want to see your haloween costumes.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:57PM on Oct 29th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

21. They should get her to wear he BDSM costume from Repro. Thats Hot

Posted at 10:28PM on Oct 29th 2007 by Stump

22. Is Lynnwood freaking CRAZY? Someone must truly be retarded!
Boycott shopping and everything else in Lynnwood!

Posted at 3:47AM on Oct 30th 2007 by tara

23. Maybe she can snort coke and show off her crotch whe she rides the convertable?!

Posted at 4:00AM on Oct 30th 2007 by tara

24. Spurs--
I've said it before and I'll repeat it here as an addendum to your comment.
And if such a tragedy did occur how do you suppose the media would retrospect her "legacy"..........................................................................................................................?

Posted at 5:57AM on Oct 30th 2007 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

25. LOL! C'mon Harvey, cut it out. You can' t possibly keep a straight face with this stuff. :-)

Posted at 7:58AM on Oct 30th 2007 by May

26. TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

Well, lets see. First, it wouldn't be a tragedy, and second, who cares.

Posted at 8:22AM on Oct 30th 2007 by Spurs

27. Paris is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Posted at 12:04PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Rocket

28. Wow! TMZ you sure like to delete my "on the money" comments. What's the deal? Others say nasty things about PH and you let those ride. I'll try again

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Shar

29. Paris Hilton is a nobody who makes fun of the working class and a total whore

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 1st 2007 by David

30. Although an old blog, I had to comment here again. Does anybody remember those beautiful starving kids in Africa that ercently mocked, while pretending to be African American activists, such as myself?

Do you know that not less than a month after this witch did this stunt, on last night she went out dressed up for Halloween in a striped jailbird suit, with the words 'jail bait' on her but, and got paid $100,000 to do it. Is he fr>eakn' crazy or what. Can we kill this witch, and make her sign a declaration giving all of her money to Africa and reparations! Damn! Damn! Damn! Excuse my languaage, but I just could not help it. Oh how easily we forget, the racist..lil bi...tch! Oh forget it...damn!

Posted at 5:23AM on Nov 2nd 2007 by Alisha

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