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Pierce Brosnan -- The Name is Battery Suspect

Pierce BrosnanTMZ has learned the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is investigating Pierce Brosnan for allegedly battering a man in Malibu.

The incident allegedly occurred outside Casa Escobar last Friday in a Malibu mall about 6:15 PM. We're told Brosnan allegedly committed a battery on Robert Rosen, a photographer.

According to Rosen, Pierce was there with his kids, when Rosen began snapping photos (see below). Rosen says Pierce then said, "Why don't you get a real f**king job." Rosen says he then started complimenting Pierce on his Bond roles.

A short time later, an enraged Pierce allegedly told the photog, "Why don't you f**k off, mate," and then struck him in the ribs. A witness says the pap instinctively reacted by kicking Pierce -- we're told, in the stomach.

Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore says his department is "actively investigating" the matter and will be referring the case to the L.A. County D.A. for review.
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Brosnan's rep was not immediately available for comment.

Frightened Brit Takes On Drunks, Punks and Cops


YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THIS!!!

Britney Spears: Click to watchBritney Spears was pulled over by an L.A. Sheriff last night -- and while she got off with just a warning, the scene around the car was complete insanity.

TMZ caught Spears and ex-assistant/"cousin" Alli Sims leaving Winston's late Monday night, where the two were quickly pulled over for a minor infraction, nothing serious. Brit wasn't driving, but it was her Pumpkinmobile, and Alli can be heard telling the officer, "We'll get one this week, she just got this." It's unclear Camera Shy - click to launchwhat was said, but It appears that Brit's temporary tags might have expired.

After the officer walked away from the vehicle, a drunk guy started shaking his booty against Brit's window, with Spears looking extremely confused (more so than usual) as he kept dancing. A screaming match broke out in front of the car too. Gimme more crazazy!




O'Reilly In Am-Bush League of His Own with Rosie


Bill O'Reilly hasn't been able to get Rosie O'Donnell on his show, so he brought the show to her!



The FOX News host sent a cameraman and a producer to a Long Island book signing O'Donnell was doing this weekend, to ask Rosie why she wouldn't come on his program. She told O'Reilly's people, "If Bill wants me, he should phone me himself. He's a big boy."

But then the conversation turned to 9/11 and how Bill feels that Rosie mangled the truth by claiming it was "an inside job." Rosie responded, "I didn't say that, he's quoting the wrong Temper, Temper - click to launchpeople." Someone on TV got something wrong?! Get out!

As the conversation became more heated, one of Rosie's handlers started to shove the camera guy, but Rosie told him not to because, "That's what they want."

The whole incident subsided, and on last night's show, O'Reilly reiterated his invitation for Rosie to appear. He shouldn't hold his breath!


Copperfield's Creepy Message


David CopperfieldDavid Copperfield uses his shows to pick up women -- this, according to multiple sources in contact with TMZ.

Here's the way it goes down: For years, David's assistants have targeted attractive women sitting in the audience. During the show, David will bring them up on stage, and if he likes them, he uses code words ("mama" and "secrecy") to let his assistants know he's interested. After the show, the assistants bring the women backstage, where they meet David, have their pictures taken and fill out questionnaires on colognes they like, whether they enjoy the Bahamas (where he owns property), etc.

One woman who David recently targeted gave TMZ a voicemail message that David left shortly after the performance.
Another woman -- Amanda from Atlanta, told a similar story. As did another woman from New York.

Amanda: Click to watchEva: Click to watch

None of these women say David did anything untoward, but a Seattle woman reportedly claims David sexually assaulted her in the Bahamas. The Feds are investigating.

Paris in Wonderland with Larry Vader


Paris Hilton as a sexy Alice in Wonderland and Larry "I am your father" Birkhead as Darth Vader were spotted on Saturday night, partying it up at the Playboy Mansion. Battle of the bottle blondes!
Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead
Other guests included Paris' less famous sibling, Nicky, Adrien Grenier, Hugh Hefner and Quentin Tarantino. Clearly, Larry's saber grabbed the heiress' attention. *kssshhhhhhhh phhhhhhhhhssshhkkkhh*




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46. 20 MILLION ILLEGALS JUMPING THE FENCE TO ENTER OUR COUNTRY AND ALL THE FEDS HAVE TO DO IS INVESTIGATE COPPERFIELD. OUR COUNTRY IS GOING TO CRAP.

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 30th 2007 by ARTY

47. SOUNDS LIKE DAVID COPPERFIELD IS A PERVERT AND HE NEEDS TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO MEET WOMEN, NOT GIRLS! PERVERT!

Posted at 6:17PM on Oct 30th 2007 by DONNA

48. Are all rich people sleaze buckets? Can't they find anything to do with their lives but do sex tapes & parade around in the nude and get busted for battery, drunk driving & drugs?

Posted at 6:24PM on Oct 30th 2007 by bev

49. Britney has got to be the trashiest thing I've seen in a VERY long time. No, I'm wrong. next to Pam Anderson, that is. Go ahead and fry me, those of you who worship little Brit, but, I think I share the same opinion of many. She's so wrong and disgusting.

She's gotta give it up!

Has anyone else noticed that all of a sudden, she's covering her face from the cameras?? Can we say, "QUACK QUACK!"

Love the Duck Lip, Britney!

Posted at 6:25PM on Oct 30th 2007 by LOL@AnythingBritney

50. Why does Paris Hilton always have on that AWFUL dark nail polish on her big, honking man-hands with the VERY short and stubby fingernails?

Posted at 7:00PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Flaviana

51. i was thrown threw a van windshiled beaten raped and left for dead. as far as i feel america is a perverted nation. so this is just a way to trap people.... a police officer named stan meyers heard a person threaten to put a hit man out on me and my children, this person beat his children gosh what does it matter. to vent in america this filthy dirty god nation. who cares. let it rot the people here are like their god. evil liars. and murders. they covet and kill they rob and lie. they cheat and well they act like the god they worship. god bless this perverted state you rule it. pervert

Posted at 5:18PM on Oct 31st 2007 by clairejessica33@aol.com

52. where is the comment???????

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 31st 2007 by clairejessica33@aol.com

53. Re: Pierce Brosnan (or any of these other photographer-hating celebs)--First of all, you got into a business that has you on display all the time. You chose it, you stay in it, so you should learn to put up with the papparazzi. And as for the likes of Brosnan, Kirstie Alley, Cameron Diaz, and all the others with filthy mouths--clean up your act. Brosnan should be ashamed of himself for talking like that around his young children. Not only will they learn that that type of language is alright, they will learn that using it and striking is the way to handle a conflict. Violence breeds violence. You also need to remember from where your paycheck originates--that would be the consumer who goes to your movies and buys magazines with your face in it. What losers you people are!!

Posted at 6:48PM on Oct 30th 2007 by BonBon

54. So McCarthyism is back, if you don't agree with Fox News and Big Bill O'Reilly, you're unAmerican. If you speak up for your point of view and its not repeating what Fox News and Bill O'Reilly say, then your UnAmerican. Blah Blah Blah, I'm amazed any American, left or right, can stand this guy. I would say he is an embarrassment TO America. He's still an American, like Rosie is. We're all equal here in America, and people who want to make asses of themselves are free to do so, regardless of Fox News your-with-us-or-your-against-us attitude. Bill would have made a great hippie radical in the 60s. They were fond of saying, "your either part of the solution or part of the problem." It is true, the left and the right are part of the same bird.

Posted at 6:49PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Jeremy

55. Why would Copperfield be staring at that fat one? She wishes!

Posted at 6:50PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Ed

56. This entire story about Copperfield is ridiculous. No laws were broken. These girls are of age. I can't see anything that's going to be anything at all. They should drop the story.

Posted at 6:56PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Scotty

57. Ladies come-on.Why light that ciggy if you ain't smoking. Go to the show and go home. Don't saddle-up if you ain't planning on riding.

Posted at 8:47AM on Nov 2nd 2007 by Yo Baby

58. D. Copperfield,,,, and here I thought you had better taste. I for one think the women complaining could of walked away and said NO. yet they chose to get chummy with a celebrity. Good thing it was not Ted Bundy, I cannot believe the women thought they were in his league from what I have seen in magazines. Aren't these the type of women he hires to clean his house?
Something is funny here and should be left in Vegas with all the rest.

Brittany Spears: Everyone should just ignore this thing, buy no CD's and do not listen to her music etc. What value does she have? Ignore Spears....isn't there more important things going on in your life than following this stuff?

Posted at 10:11AM on Oct 31st 2007 by John Roberts

59. I do not think that a middle aged semi-famous man should take adavantage of their celebrity status and corner young naive girls at his show with his henchmen. However, they ultimately decide to take that invitation to the Bahamas days or weeks after. Did they think they were just going to have a walk on the beach? What bothers me about some of these posts is that all these people assume that Copperfield only would want super hot chicks. If you are going through as many women as this guy goes through I am sure the 5'10 gorgreous leggy woman gets bored once and awhile. This guy gets more beautiful women then probobaly all you posters combined. So don't be surprised if he goes for something a little different once and awhile. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder despite what the media tells you is pretty.

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Lark79

60. I always heard that old boy was gay!!!! But I guess I was wrong... Some lady called a radio station in Chicago and said that she and her brother went backstage to one of his concerts. She said he (Copperfield) acted really weird and so she left cause she thought he was interested in her brother. Maybe he was really interested in her and really wanted her brother to take a hike or got unnerved by the fact that her brother was even there.

But yeah that fat girl, she needs to get a grip. "Someone was staring..." Give me a break he was staring because he couldn't believe how big she was and that she could fit in her chair.

Posted at 7:31PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Tiki

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