Paris in Wonderland with Larry Vader

Paris Hilton as a sexy Alice in Wonderland and Larry "I am your father" Birkhead as Darth Vader were spotted on Saturday night, partying it up at the Playboy Mansion. Battle of the bottle blondes!

Other guests included Paris' less famous sibling, Nicky, Adrien Grenier, Hugh Hefner and Quentin Tarantino. Clearly, Larry's saber grabbed the heiress' attention. *kssshhhhhhhh phhhhhhhhhssshhkkkhh*




Tags: alice in wonderland, AliceInWonderland, darth vader, DarthVader, halloween, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead, paris hilton, ParisHilton, playboy mansion, PlayboyMansion

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31. Great custome Larry, dressing like a man.

Posted at 1:52PM on Oct 30th 2007 by elmo

32. Dark Vader and his voodoo wand OR is that a sci-fi sperm turkey baster?! What a pathetic loser (doesn't pay his bills but sues women for his livelihood). God bless that little child for now being stuck with and having to be raised by a stupid and arrogant nobody.

The Hiltons better reel in their daughter before "sicko and his attorney friends" attempt to get access to their family wealth!

Posted at 1:53PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Not fooling anyone....

33. darth vaders light saber was red douche bag

Posted at 1:56PM on Oct 30th 2007 by lisa

34. why is larry not with the baby she should be talking by now at least a little i always notice when she has something in her hands she seems to focus on it that is a sign of autisumn he should be takeing care of her not out galaventing all over hollweird

Posted at 1:56PM on Oct 30th 2007 by linda

35. I love the saber disguise Larry used on his dildo.

Posted at 1:59PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Cheech

36.

Larry wanted to be Darth Vader when he was a kid ; but his mom didn't have the MONEY :

now his mom still doesn't have any money but his baby girl does. so what the hey ; she'll

never know ,

Dannielynn , your dad is spending your inheritance !!!

kinda like taking candy from a baby , rrrriiiiiighhhhhhTTT LARRY ?

Posted at 2:02PM on Oct 30th 2007 by FANCY PANTS

37. Hey Larry, where is your lawsuit against Rita? Same place as your lawsuit against Kerrick I guess, in la la land. Whats the matter you don't want to be questioned on the stand? Don't want something to get out of the bag?

Posted at 2:04PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Nancy Disgrace

38. Is this at the Playgirl Mansion? Larry Sue is as Gay as they come!

Where is the baby? Dr. Death and Howard are watching her I assume...

Larry Sue, your are the biggest joke in Los Angeles... If you lie at the inquest for Daniel Smith, you will be villified forever! We all know what you said about Howard and Daniel...

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Larry Sue Loves Coke and Vicodin

39. GIVE LARRY A BREAK YOU FREAKS
I AM SURE HE DESERVES A NIGHT OUT ONCE N AWHILE, I SUPPOSE ALL YOUR BABY DADDIES STAY HOME ALL THE TIME????????????GET YOUR HEAD OUT OR YOUR ASSES WHY DONT YOU?
WOULD IMAGINE SINCE HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW NIGHT LARRY WILL PROB CELEBRATE WITH HIS BABY.
PARIS IS STILL A SKANK

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 30th 2007 by JUST ME

40. I heard Larry was stalking Paris half the night to get a picture with her. We still know the truth Larry, but nice try. You fooled us once shame on you...........The End.

Posted at 2:15PM on Oct 30th 2007 by lulu

41. Congrats to the photographer who shot 2 ho's at the same time!

Posted at 2:24PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Ho Ho Ho

42. 39. GIVE LARRY A BREAK YOU FREAKS
I AM SURE HE DESERVES A NIGHT OUT ONCE N AWHILE, I SUPPOSE ALL YOUR BABY DADDIES STAY HOME ALL THE TIME????????????GET YOUR HEAD OUT OR YOUR ASSES WHY DONT YOU?
WOULD IMAGINE SINCE HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW NIGHT LARRY WILL PROB CELEBRATE WITH HIS BABY.
PARIS IS STILL A SKANK

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 30th 2007 by JUST ME
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TELL LARRY TO GIVE US A BREAK. HE IS A PHONEY LYING PIECE OF CRAP WHO LOVES STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU!! HE HAS ILL INFORMED GULLIBLE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU EATING OUT OF HIS HANDS.

Posted at 2:26PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Mr. B.

43. To: Just Me

Perjury Sue, you are an ass. Do you think you will really prevail in court against Opri? Where are the lawsuits against Rita and Kerrick? You don't even know the pandoras box you are opening with a jury trial! When will you be filing a wrongful death suit against Howard? After he is found culpable of their deaths?

Dana Walker will be testifying against you dumbass! She was at Fathers Day you idiot! She knows ALL! Go to HELL you Howard Lover! Sheesh!

Posted at 2:51PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Perjury Sue is a LOSER!

44. How much $$$ does Paris have? By now you would have thought she could have gotten that freakin lazy eye fixed! Maybe she thinks it looks "hot"! Isn't that the latest craze-looking cross-eyed? Scary skank..........

Posted at 2:38PM on Oct 30th 2007 by OMG!

45. You people are sick!!! A gay guy would never sleep with Anna Nicole. Trust me on this. Now, Stern I'm not so sure about.

Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 30th 2007 by V.Q.

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